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About Me

I have two cigarette burns on my right arm. I have had my appendix (pardon the spelling) removed. I've broken my left knee. I have scars on my right knee. I have scars on my leg from a shopping cart incident (I don't want to talk about it). I have scars on my forehead from a tree incident (I don't want to talk about it). One eyebrow is a different color than the other. One eye doesn't work as well as the other. I bite my fingernails when angry, nervous, bored or hungry. I'm biting my fingernails right now. For more information please consult myself or any medical records and/or receipts you may find.

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My Interests

Needlepointing and yarn trickery. I'm might have turned 80 on my last birthday.

I'd like to meet:

My baby's daddy. I know he's out there somewhere....

Music:

FEIST! There's more but for now that's the most important.

Movies:

I'm not too picky about what movies I'll watch but for right now I'm steering clear of anything that has to do with people being all in love and happy. That shit's for suckers.

Television:

ALIAS...there's a love for Jennifer Garner that people should not judge me for. I love me some Arrested Development, Northern Exposure, Quantum Leap...you know...the classics. Oh! and your mom's porn...it's pretty good.

Books:

People don't think I like to read but I do. I'm just a little picky sometimes.

Heroes:

Minorities + some white people too.

My Blog

Tooth Decay

I love the dentist. I really do. I'd rather sit in his lounge chair with those bright lights in my eyes than sit on Santa's lap. No joke. But that's why I wait five years between visits. I don't want ...
Posted by Le Douche! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

And I Thank You...

Thank you to all the folks who bought me "birthday brews". My thoughts are with you while I'm trying to cure the aftermath. I truely do appreciate the gestures and I do understand that some bitches ar...
Posted by Le Douche! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:40:00 PST

My Weekend as a "Sorority Girl"...

Saturday, October 16th, 20059:30am My morning started out as any other...wake up, pee, grab my shit and go. As I was walking towards the bus stop trying to figure out just how many b...
Posted by Le Douche! on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST