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Your Future Ex

Well I’m not paralyzed, But, I seem to be struck by you

About Me

I am a jive-talkin' rootin'-tootin' intergalactic soccer-playin' heart-throb and post-technotronic gladiator/custodian who's ready to set your whole sense of perception ablaze with rag-tag high-flyin' mumbo-jumbo or something like that. I believe if you can't find something fun or new to do then your not looking in the right places. I think everyone has something to contribute to this world. It's just learning to accept it is the complication. I love Randomness! In people, places, and everydays paths. There's always something new in this town. I love going out with my boys because they're the shit. I love to always meet new people so don't be scared to drop a line. I hate clingwrap and people who get too close to me that I don't know. I love to travel and see new and exciting places. I sing in my car like it's karaoke. So if you see a guy in a white Dodge Charger singing like he thinks he's a rockstar, it's probably me. Just point and laugh. If you have IM shoot me a message and I'll give you my screen name New New Orleans Jazzfest Pics In My Webshots Photo Album Updated 5/7/08 Saturday Night Live - SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 3
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Name: Jeremy
Birthday: 12/29/1980
Birthplace: Reno, NV
Current Location: Las Vegas, NV
Eye Color: Sometimes Blue & Sometime Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Madden's
Your Weakness: Infectious Smiles and Laughs
Your Fears: Spiders, Snakes, Alzheimers
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Travel Out Of the Country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: COFFEE!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Matters What I'm Doing
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: In 'N' Out
Single or Group Dates: Who Dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Peach Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuckin Right Buddy
Do you Sing: In the Car and Shower
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: No but I Think I'm Just Scared To Admit It
Do you want to go to College: Graduated
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Who Doesn't?
Are you a Health Freak: Not Really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: And Lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Air Drums in My Car With My Steering Wheel
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Buy Me a Drink and I'll Tell Ya
In the past month have you Smoked: Hookah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I Don't Do Drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I Live In Vegas
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a Bed Count as a Stage? J/K
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope but you Could Ask Me
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A Couple Times
Ever been called a Tease: A Couple Times
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Next To The Woman Of My Dreams
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Doing It Right Now
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: All
Favourite Hair Color: All
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't Matter
Height: Doesn't Matter
Weight: Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't Matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: ?
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The Past Is The Past

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Things I Like

Randomness Taking Pictures Hookah Jaeger & Redbull Lake Tahoe Minnesota Vikings HBO Sitcoms Live Music FireFly Restaurant Lucille's Bar-B-Que Cooking MySpace Roadtrips Starbucks Coffee Coldstone Stand Up Comedy

Things I Don’t Like

Lists Flakes Fake Women Traffic Cling Wrap NASCAR Mint Canned Tunafish Folding Socks

I'd like to meet:

An ambitious girl with an infectous smile and one who can make me laugh. Someone who can laugh at themself but keeps me on my toes. One that will call me on my bullshit and challenge me when I need it. Someone who's not afraid to sing out loud in public.
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Music:

Sublime Jack Johnson Pepper Outkast Jill Scott G-Love & Special Sauce Matisyahu Jaime CullumBob Marley Talib Kweli Pete Murray Xavier Rudd Marvin Gaye Ben Harper Kanye West Dr.Dre Snoop Andre Nicatina Common Ludacris Q-Tip STP Rage Against the Machine Citizen Cope Slightly Stoopid The Roots

Movies:

Talladega Nights Grandmas Boy Waiting Hustle & Flow Pulp Fiction Old School Wedding Crashers 100 Women Joe Dirt Boondock Saints Dogma Eurotrip All Tim Burton All Quentin Tarantino Movies

Television:

Flight of the Conchords Entourage Ari Gold Ali G Borat Rob Rainford - License To Grill

Books:

Why read when I can watch TV!

Heroes:

My Grandma, Lance Armstrong, Bobby Flay and Ari Gold(From Entourage)

My Blog

What The Lyrics Say About You.

Just got the new Common album. There's a reason why I always buy this guys albums. He is an amazing lyrist. Like no other. Here is a sample that makes me shake my head and thankful that there are peop...
Posted by Your Future Ex on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

Unreal Weekend in Salt Lake City

So this weekend was officially the craziest weekend of my life.  I met my brother and his three friends and two of my friends in of all places, Salt Lake City.  I went to college at the Univ...
Posted by Your Future Ex on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST

When Do We Lose It?

So when does one lose their determination? I was at lunch today and this little boy was so stoked to throw away the trash that was on his mom's and dad's table. He didn't want any help and after he di...
Posted by Your Future Ex on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST

Absolutely My Favorite Song Lyrics

Run down the road still viewing sluts, bowcats, These ho's are trying to fool me No promises you get the one time slam Seductive sexy capers in the hilton tram With this abuse of napkins X-amount of h...
Posted by Your Future Ex on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:00:00 PST