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Sir Giles

Smooth as water.

About Me

Me and Otter don't listen to bad music.

My Interests

Music books food alcohol comedy cigarets coffee bikes sex TV hockey...sometimes not in that order..and never all at once. Oh yeah, the dog too.

I'd like to meet:

A magic clown that, while always entertaining me, also grants every wish I will ever have. A sidekick. A supernatural friend clown sidekick.

Music:

Animal Collective,Mountain Goats,Islands,Black Lips, Super Furry Animals,Nuetral milk Hotel, Black Mountain, BJM, Okkervil River, Beirut,, Shout out Louds, Rcade Fire, Figurines, Dr. Octagon, The Who, Echo, XTC, the Ponys,Wu Tang, DEVO, Pink Mountaintops,GBV,Flaming Lips, The Sleepy Jackson, CSS, the troggs, Architecture in Helsinki,Grandaddy,the Clash, and yes alot of animals and bodies of water..

Movies:

I watch The Wire, and pretend its a really long movie.

Television:

The Soup. Best Week Ever. and various true crime shows. Thats the truth.

Books:

Yes, I read these. Someone please tell me when I'm escaping from reality too much. Unless I'm reading non-fiction, then tell me if I'm escaping fantasy.

Heroes:

John Darnielle,John Swartzwelder,Tina Fey,Phillip J. Frye,Kurt Vonnegut,Joel McHale, Noam Chomsky,Jeff Mangum,Obi Wan Kenobi, David Sedaris,Terry Gross,Phil Hartman, Stan Lee, Conan O'Brien,H.S. Thompson, the Clash, The Onion, Charles Bukowski, Dr. Octagon, Chuck D, George Carlin, Bill Murray, Bob Odenkirk, Eric Avery, Easy E, Moorty, and that guy on the corner that always seems to know what he's talking about

My Blog

sweep

Stone clouds, looming above paper trees. Rain is coming and I'm wearing cardboard shoes.   I find a place and I sit. I wait and I wait. But the eventual barrage never comes. And I'm at a los...
Posted by Sir Giles on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:13:00 PST

Made up songs

I sit here. In this cheap, plastic, patio chair. My soles on the ground My eyes eyeing nothing in paticular.   Bugs flit and fly and annoy me But I don't hold it against them. Theyr'e just doing ...
Posted by Sir Giles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST

Pitfall

Elbows knee deep in quicksand. Shit. Could you throw me a rope or a vine. Please. Yeah, I know it's just my elbows But it could move up; or down There also might be wild animals, Or random maraud...
Posted by Sir Giles on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

Amnesia

My arm hurts; did I fall or something last night? Or maybe it was the night before. I can't quite remember because I can be A drunk fuck.   Mystery wounds are never good. I like to know the cause...
Posted by Sir Giles on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

People I have some contact with

Catching cigarets between your knees 'cause your'e fucked up, and cant notice the girls Passing by, and wondering who the hell you are And why your'e so cool.   You stare at the table, plotting y...
Posted by Sir Giles on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

New Day

The sun rose over a new Earth And the sky split, and cracked open Shards of blue glass fell and tumbled. And they stuck in the ground meat.   But noone even fucking noticed The worlds children we...
Posted by Sir Giles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

Trees=me

Dead leaves set against the night sky Salted with stars. Branches; Old lady fingers Knobby and reaching, as if to caress your face.   You shy away, while dreaming of something else. You miss the ...
Posted by Sir Giles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

Relics

I was a kid and you were my hero It was something to strive towards And try to belong to   Like things saved in my back pocket. Forgotten, to be discovered later   But sometimes later is too...
Posted by Sir Giles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

I love my dog

  I could sit in this room all night If I wanted to. Shivering slightly; 'cause the windows cracked To let my cigaret smoke out.   But soon I start to feel solitary and bored, and bored and ...
Posted by Sir Giles on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST