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MASH

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I detest the wind more than anything else in existence. I have two cats. When I get behind on cleaning out their litter box they pee on my clothes. I can’t even get all that mad at them for that. I download an inordinate amount of music not strictly because I have an insatiable lust for new music, though that is certainly a motivating factor, but mainly because I enjoy organizing Mp3s. I talk in my sleep, a lot and loudly, so I guess I got that going for me. I have a whole mess of poop stories, just ask, they’re pretty great. I suck at soccer.Muxtape 04.23.08

My Interests

Things that are totally awesome: Cycling, Video Games, The Blazers, Soccer, Bowling.Things that are totally NOT awesome: Motorists Who Don't Use Thier Turn Signals, Litterers, Pandemic Disease

I'd like to meet:

People, you know, normal people, no hipsters.

Music:

TOOL, Floater, Metallica, Faith No More, Medadeth, Slayer, Pantera, ISIS, Dog Fashion Disco, Mogwai, Mastodon, Helmet, Unsane, Fantômas, The Who, Peeping Tom, Anthrax, Pelican, Helmet, Opeth, RATM, Pearl Jam, Burzum, Sigur Rós, J5, Del, Hieroglyphics, Young MC, Clutch, Tenecious D, NESkimos, The Minibosses, Peeping Tom, The Handshake Murderers, Game Over, Foriegner, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Primus, Mr. Bungle, Polaris, Savatage, Epica, Lifesavas, APC, SuperJoint Ritual, Down, Dark Tranquillity, Burnt By The Sun, High On Fire, Motorhead, Melvins, Kyuss, Tomahawk AIC, Beethoven, Berloiz, The Bionic Commando Soundtrack, Mega Man 1-3, Nobuo Uematsu, Guitar Vader, Koji Kondo, Green Jello....

Movies:

Die Hard, Fight Club, The Qatsi Trilogy, 12 Monkeys, The Adventures Of Milo And Otis, and the Mighty Ducks Trilogy. Also, it turns out I'm really partial to movies set in the future. Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Alien(s), Mad Max, Serenity, Blade Runner, I even like Minority Report.

Television:

UCB, Family Guy, Futurama, Jackass, Simpsons, King of the Hill, X-Play, Gilmore Girls, Attack of the Show, Jeopardy!, 24, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs.

Books:

Infinite Jest and anything else by DFW. Potter, John's Wife, Geek Love, The Count of Monte Cristo, Game Over, The First Quarter, Catch 22, The Brothers K.

Heroes:

Shigeru Miyamoto, Will Boshuizen, Ken Jennings, Lance Armstrong, George Hincapie, Ivan Basso, Eddy Merckx, Clyde 'The Glide' Drexler, Terry Porter, Buck Williams, Arvydas Sabonis, Damon Stoudamire.

My Blog

Agog W/ Wonder

As a lot of you know I'm without a bike until Friday.  This is sort of killing me because I like riding my bike daily and getting to and from work is a hassle now.  Oh right, for those that ...
Posted by MASH on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:07:00 PST

Doing It!

Yesterday I did the fabled Eugene to Beaverton bike ride.  In all it was 125 miles of bike riding fun.  Yes, I even got that moment around mile 106 as I was going up our lone big hill, a 'mo...
Posted by MASH on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:03:00 PST

Party Hard!

Another party has come and gone; a big thanks to all that came out.  I woke, per standard weekend procedure way too early considering the time I went to sleep, around 7 this morning and set to ...
Posted by MASH on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:30:00 PST

Party Reminder!

Hosted By: MashWhen: Saturday May 17, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Hub4726 NE Everett StPortland, OR 97214United StatesDescription:Mash Click Here To View Event...
Posted by MASH on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

Narf!

The genesis of this blog happened about two weeks ago.  That should give you some indication that it will take me little while to get to my point, but I think it just might be worth it. I happe...
Posted by MASH on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

David Stern Is Really A 14 Year-Old Girl

I'll save you a lot of background and my own person feelings about the Seattle SuperSonics situation except only to say this.  I fucking hate with every fiber of my being what is happening to the...
Posted by MASH on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:02:00 PST

Mux, Mux, Mux

Long ago, like in my high school days, I associated with a one Justin Ouellette.  A lot of you reading this probably know him and actually knew him better than I.  Justin used to hang out in...
Posted by MASH on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST

Von Wafer!

Gosh howdy has it been some time.  Though they do say that absence makes the heart grow fonder so I guess you must really like me at this point. It was rough day for 8th floor men’s res...
Posted by MASH on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

Victory!

May I have your attention please.  These words were typed by a season ticket holder for the Portland Trail Blazers.  I took the plunge, it's going to be awesome
Posted by MASH on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

Mark Speaks! 02.16.08

Bella!  Will you just stay still?
Posted by MASH on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:07:00 PST