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"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues." - Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
"It's funny how beautiful people are when they're walking out the door." - Toni Collette [Velvet Goldmine] (1998)
"Aloha. Welcome to Rome!" - Caitlin @ my BDay Toga Party (2007)
"Oh my god, shoes." - enough said.
"Meet me in Montauk." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Jessica!Jessica!Jessica! This is so much drama." - Laguna Biotch
"I just wanna DANCE!" - Caitlin, Dane Cook
"Save the chearleader. Save the world." - Heroes
'Your Mom' - Oldie
'Your Mom's Face' - A double whammy/New twist on an old dis
"I just want a BLACK TEA BAG!" - Malori @ work, April, 2006
"Ho' Fo' Sho'" - Jen, Anna, 40 Year Old Virgin, 2006
"I want some FUCKING FRENCH TOAST!" - Becci/RockBottom, Jared, from 40 Year Old Virgin, 2006
"Oh my gosh, it's 'Hello Titties!'" - Anna Jade's BDay, 2006
"Tell him to suck my soy nugget" - Drunken DC Nights, Late 2005
"I got the donkey tail, I got the donkey tail!" - Halloween, 2005
"This shit is bananas" - Tana, Greece/Italy, 2005
"Say it don't spray it, that's my motto." - Reno 911!
"Here's to the men we love. Here's to the men who love us. Here's to the men who don't love us. Fuck the men, let's drink to us." - Kathy/Alisa '04-'05 ... oh and some song. ;)
"Don't get me started. Don't EVEN get me started" - OCU, 2004 / Molly Shannon
"Have you seen 'What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes'?" - Me/Andi, 2000
"It's New Years and you're wearing ORANGE?" - Me passed out talking to Tony Mena, New Years 2000
"How would you like it if we hit you with the double 0; we're taking it back - d'you like it like that? we're coming up fast not slow what what?" - Alleged Senior Cheer
"YOU GUYS, IT'S 4 O'CLOCK AND IT ECHOS LIKE 3 TIMES IN HERE! I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING!" - Me in response to Tony, Eryn and Becky's RAUCUS @ House Party, Junior Year in HS, 1998/1999
Other Random Pleasurable Sayings - Beware the clap! You smell like pap. Don'd be Debbie Downer! What's your drag name? (Name of your first pet, name of the first street you can remember living on)
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Madonna! Also, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Barack Obama, Shirley Manson, Lucille Ball, various celeb hotties (Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Brandon Flowers of The Killers, Jared Leto, Jake Gyllenhall, Colin Farrell, Jesse Metcalfe, the latin guy on That 70's Show, Justin Timberlake), Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, old actors/actresses (Rock Hudson, Van Johnson, Gene Kelley, Cary Grant, Kathryn Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, Doris Day), JK Rowling and the cast of the Harry Potter series, oh - and my father.
Gogol Bordello!!, Kaya Project, Regina Spektor, 30 Seconds To Mars, Helena Paparizou (Greek), Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers, Hard-Fi, The Bravery, Bush, Live, STP, Garbage, No Doubt/Gwen, Incubus, Cranberries, A Perfect Circle, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Dave Matthews Band, Ella Fitzgerald, Norah Jones, Linkin Park, Paul Oakenfold, Moby, Dixie Chicks, Scissor Sisters, Green Day, Coldplay, Enya, Sarah McLachlan, Paul van Dyk, Madonna, and more.
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Baby Momma, What Happens in Vegas, La Vie En Rose, The Women, Enchanted, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Notes on a Scandal, Knocked Up, Elizabeth & Elizabeth: The Golden Age, 300, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Desperately Seeking Susan, The Holiday, Babel, Deja Vu, Running with Scissors, Beerfest, John Tucker Must Die, Just Friends, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Crash, V for Vendetta, Brokeback Mountain, Thank You For Smoking, Happy Endings, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sideways, Parenthood, Closer, Under the Tuscan Sun, Underworld, Enough, The Mod Squad, Clueless, Superstar, Harry Potter, Empire Records, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Connie and Carla, Pretty Woman, Adventures in Babysitting, Never Ending Story, Untamed Heart, Bio-Dome, Son-in-Law, Encinco Man, Romie and Michelle, Latter Days, Fried Green Tomatoes, Mean Girls, and many many more TBA.
Tin Man, Weeds, Project Runway, I Love Lucy!, Heroes, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report, SpongeBob, Rocko's Modern Life, Charmed, Daria, Queer as Folk, Fat Actress, Will and Grace, Friends, Absolutely Fabulous, Reno 911!, Long Way Round, Sex and the City, mid/late 90's Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Top Chef, Man Hunt, old school The Real World, Anderson Cooper 360, Margaret Cho, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and more TBA.
Channels: Comedy Central, Bravo!, CNN, LOGO, AMC/Turner Classic Movies, Oxygen, The History Channel, The Food Network, BBC News, MTV/VH1, PBS, CSPAN, TBS/TNT (sometimes).
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Harry Potter Series - JK Rowling; Running with Scissors / Dry - Augusten Burroughs; A Place At The Table / Stealing Jesus - Bruce Bawer; Too Much Tuscan Sun - Dario Castagno; The Gospel of Judas - Edited by Rodolphe Kasser, Marvin Meyer, and Gregor Wurst; more TBA.
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My Mother - Jimmy Carter - Al Gore - Barack Obama