I've climbed Mt. Everest, gone diving with great white sharks, drilled oil in the deep pacific, fought in Iraq, gone skydiving over Russia, biked across America, and have written award winning operas. Chuck Norris has bowed down to me numerous times. I was the real one that assassinated Kennedy. I have won Sumo wrestling matches in China, and placed 1 in all events of the Olympics. I have been hired as a presidential advisor for the past 10 presidents, and have successfully infiltrated and detroyed a group of terrorists who seized a bank in Nicaragua. On Wednesdays after school, I perform triple bypass surgeries for needy people, free of charge. Old people trust me. I can finish a 21 oz. steak in two bites. I have counted to infinity, and have discovered the meaning of life. I have flown 200,000 flight hours over Vietnam, with 100% efficiency, 100% casualties.
With the allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet, and fate has yielded its reward. anew world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching overthem in secret. Waiting... Protecting.. I have witnessed their capacity for courage. and thoughwe are worlds apart, like us, theres more to them than meets the eye. I am OPTIMUS PRIME, and Isend this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here... we arewaiting.
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When im bored i get my sister, and this is what we do...
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