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Alix McMuffin™

I love my andrew SEX, GLAMOUR & GRINDCORE MATE :D

About Me

'I wish we could understand the value of each moment of love. Sometimes love is just a medicine from boredom.'
So iyer, read on to learn a bit about me!
I'm Alix. I'm 16 but don't bother associating me with the kids that don't seem to grow up.
I was born on the 17th of June. Yeah people spread bullshit about me, whatever mate keep spreading your bullshit stories. I grew up now it's your turn. I wanna be a pin up model, i'm just starting out in the modelling industry and it's my dream.I want to look like Kylee Kross she's drop dead gorgeous! and fit as fook!
07/02/06 :
since then I have been the happiest girl on this planet and it's all because of this little tinker! He's my scene greebo :D My Andrew [Read below if you wanna read mushy lovey dovey stuff :o)]
Andy is the most amazinist guy on the planet,
he makes me so happy it's unreal.
I love falling asleep and waking up with him next to me, open eyed and smiling.
I love it when he calls me cute.
I'm a right bitch to him sometimes but he knows i love him i hope.
I hate it when he leaves even if its just for one night, it feels so weird & sad.
THE SEX
I love taking showers with him, he gets me all clean.
The sex is amazing!!!
But i also love having sex without sex ;) you know what i mean. We always remember that Friday night when we were drunk and had the most rampant sex ever and we just collapsed in eachothers arms after about 3 hours. And i remember when we first has sex. And the night when we properly met and he took me down to the studio toilets (haha classy).
I love it when we make up random words and he says them dead cute.
I love our 10 pound budget at tesco.
And the fact we never watch a film all the way through, unless it's snatch.
I love making up special kisses for different situations.
He nearly makes me cry when we're in bed with the lights off and he tells me his thoughts about everything.
I love the fact that i own all of his clothes and i never give him them back.
I love fly killing at 6 o'clock in the morning.
I love his chips, they are foooking jizz and the rest of his cooking is amazing too. And one day i'm gonna be his wife :) and he can cook for me all the time... Yes I am one of those girlfriends who really doesn't appreciate it when a girl flirts with my boyfriend. If we have an arguement there is no need to worm your way in! Basically, it all comes down to respect. So have some would you? Thankyou.
I love this -
And I Love You Fandrew xxx
Some pictures of us together (click to enlarge):
I'm not pretty, or skinny... But I have a bare fit boyfriend who thinks i'm beautiful... So who gives a fuck?!

I think about sex a lot more often than most.
I am very insecure, sarcastic, impatient, short tempered, violent, sentimental..... GAY.
It's a website. Get over yourself.
Don't 'get involved', GET FUCKED!
This is what my baby brought me for xmas :) My fave teddy. My Photography:
Spain:
LIVE BANDS:
Nervaxis.
The Ocean.
Random:

My Interests


Andy; Missy; Music; Modeling; Photography; The Gym; Guitar; Leopard Skin; Bursleys Take-Away.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Check out these mad bastards:
NERVAXIS

Movies:




Saw 1,2 & 3. Creep. Snatch. Eurotrip. Devils Rejects. Mean Machine. Pulp Fiction. From Dusk Till Dawn. 51st State. Hitcher. Donnie Darko. Pirates Of The Carribean. Fifth Element. Dropdead Fred. Queen Of The Damned. Interview With A Vampire. Mrs Doubtfire.

Television:



Lee Evans. The Simpsons. Deal or no deal. Lost. Bit o'corra n s'tenders. Scrubs. Will & Grace. It's me or the dog. Planet Earth. Crocodile Hunter R.I.P. Gordan Ramsays Kitchen. Wife Swap. Ali G. 8 out of 10 cats.

Heroes:

Jacob Bannon & Kylee Kross!!!

Who i'd like to meet

Definatly wanna meet this girl cuz she's so
gorgeous and lovely :) We've only been talking
for a few months, we clicked so fast, she's really
understanding and i can't wait to meet up!
I love her a lot :)

BodMod Peircings:
Scaffold
Lobe x 7
Navel
Nostril x 2

Ink:
A shitty one on my wrist what my mate did with a pin and indian ink. Getting it covered in a few weeks :DAnd my lucky number 17 on the back of my neck in Roman Numerals.

My Blog

NEW YEARS EVE PARTY [pics]

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Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

XMAS PARTY AT RILEYS [PICS]

just click to enlarge :) funnyyyyyy. note: we are all fucked.....
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

Xmas Presents & Guitar [pics]

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Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

Last night

was a bit funny at the studio :) bit drunk everyone was. Saturday night is gonna be fooking mint, lots of alcohol and pizza.Nearly bastarding xmas. I love it :)
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

CONVERGE HOODY

Andrews brought it me for xmas :D Dead excited now!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Our David and The Hasselhoffs gig

My college band. 05.12.06David Hasselhoff himselfLooking over baywatch!! Knightrider told him a jokeTrivium impression And these two funny pics....
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

Isla Del Sol

Fucking tune!Give Me Something To Crave For. What I've Been Searching For Doesn't Exist. Tonight I'll Step Out Of The Past And Grow.
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

YAAY!!! PHOTOSHOOT

Yaaay i've booked a photoshoot for january/february with lots of different outfits, dead exciteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

D.A.T.H??

Is my college band, David and the Hassellhoffs. :D+Currently stretching my ear :) 2mm already.Oh and come and see my college band on the 5th december at burslem college!EEEEEEEEEE It's nearly christma...
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:05:00 PST

How fucking mint is.....

bodyjewelleryshop.com. I fucking ordered my taper last night and it came this morning ALL FOR 3.65. BARGAIN!I've ordered another size this morning and it's already been dispatched.Andrew is buying me ...
Posted by GLAMOURGIRL CONCUBINE! XVII on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST