I SMOKE TOO MANY CIGARETTES. I SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR. I LAUGH A LITTLE TOO LOUDLY AND GENEROUSLY. I ENJOY A DRINK OR 5 NOW AND THEN (MORE OFTEN THAN NOT), AND TRY TO LIVE MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST. I CAN BE RANDOM AT TIMES, WAY TOO SERIOUS AT OTHERS, AND A BALL OF FUCKING SUNSHINE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, OFTEN CYCLING THROUGH THESE PHASES FASTER THAN YOU WILL REALIZE. IT TAKES A LOT TO PISS ME OFF, BUT ONE SURE-FIRE WAY IS TO PLAY MIND GAMES. I LIKE PEOPLE TO BE UPFRONT WITH AND TELL ME REALLY HOW THEY FEEL/WHAT THEY THINK OF ME.... I'M TERRIFIED OF CLOWNS, SPIDERS, AND CHINCHILLAS... IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE, MY AIM IS RedTurnsBlue. FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP WHENEVER...whateverlife.com
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funkChuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris' incredible dance moves were the inspiration for the popular scene from Napoleon Dynamite. A copyright infringement suit was reccommended, but Chuck decided to just kill Jon Heder.Chuck Norris invented puppies.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday".
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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Dosha is Vata
Creative and restless, you take in all of life's pleasures (maybe a little too much!).
You're quick witted and very talkative, but you also tend to have a spotty memory.
You tend to get very into ideas, people, and lifestyles... but only for a short time.
It's difficult to hold your attention, and you sometimes feel with what life has to offer.
With friends: You are very uncomfortable in new situations or with new people
In love: You fall in and out of love very easily
To achieve more balance: Live in a warm climate and spend some quiet time in nature What's Your Dosha?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?You are a happy drunk
When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.
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