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Potted Plant

About Me

I live by myself in Germantown with two cats; Hollywood and Tokyo. I am very saddened by the news that the poor little honeybees are all dying. If they all go, all we'll be left with are carpenter bees and yellowjackets.... and I hate carpenter bees and yellowjackets. I'm not too interested in meeting new people. There's too many people in this world. I hope I don't die and just end up as a blurb in a myspace comment, like that poor bastard in the catacombs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A ghost. Specifically Ronald Reagan's ghost, so I could punch him in his ghost-nuts. I'd like to meet someone who would be down to do a giant fucking graffiti mural on my upstairs wall in exchange for beer, pizza and pot, which is about all I have to offer.