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About Me

I enjoy being vague and that other thing I wish my lawn was EMO, so it would cut itself. I think that sign that says "SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING" is really mean.Yo. I'm Nate and I've lived in Florida all but 1 year of my life. I love it, the beach is my mainstay. I'm very laid back almost to a fault, but its not my fault. I'm funky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm a redneck at heart. I'm an AFOL: Adult Fan of LEGOFor real I am a Toy 'R' Us kid, I won't grow up. OK maybe a little.I'm one of those guys that thinks beer is the answer to everything. But I know it's not because they have that quadratic equation thingy for algebra and stuff.I like to do things that are exciting. I can find excitement in almost anything. Like trying new foods or bungee jumping or sneaking a fart out in church without anyone noticing.I've lived and or been to everywhere in Florida. (I said I love it here.) Actually I had some parents that loved to go camping and explore their state. They are the fucking shit!more random things about me: I've never been horseback riding but want to, cats are not my friends, I really love spicy food, I used to have a pig named "Abe" My Wii friend code is 5112-8645-0456 Nate will go to jail for ...
Having sex on the beach during tourist season
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any girl that likes Al Green. Anyone that has the same attitude illustrated in this picture. The Dramatic Chipmunk

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My Blog

Friends don't let friends wear Jorts

From Acc Trash talk.com:http://acctrash.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/lets-talk- jorts/Wikipedia puts it:..A Jort (or Jorts, plural), a portmanteau of jean-shorts, is a garment worn by women or men that cov...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:47:00 GMT

Röyksopp

Remind Me from Röyksopp on Vimeo.Brave men tell the truth / A wise mans tools are analogies and puzzles / A woman holds her tongue / Knowing silence will speak for her.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:52:00 GMT

Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

This is awesome make sure to watch til the end.
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:13:00 GMT

I’m into Clippy...

I saw this awhile ago but this is still some of the funniest shit ever!
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:30:00 GMT

Don LaFontaine Tribute

See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:29:00 GMT

Huge Beer Bong!

100 Man Beer Bong at Florida!
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Puns Intended

PUN INTENDED1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll ser...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:48:00 GMT

WHat is Nuke the Fridge?

Nuke The Fridge
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:36:00 GMT