Last night I had sex with a woman who looked like a guinea pig! |
Ok... That's not true... and, I know I haven't been around for a while... but this is a special request...Please download Rev78s new single 'Us Against Them All' from itunes... http://itunes.apple.com...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:30:00 GMT |
Gordon Ramsey and his Club of Cunts |
What is it about Gordon Ramsey? How has he managed to dupe the 'viewing public' into such devotion when he is such a fucking bollock? He even looks like a bollock& a wrinkled, aggressive, patronising,...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:12:00 GMT |
The HalfArsedFilms Very-Short-Comedy-Film Competition Using The Dogmuck Principles (trumpets). |
To celebrate the fact that our new film is so close to being finished we can almost smell it, we have decided to host a film making competition rather snappily entitled:
The HalfArsedFilms Very-Short-...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:02:00 GMT |
"Youre gonna need a bigger boat" |
This little blog is a serious one. It is dedicated to the memory of Roy Scheider, who died yesterday aged 75.
People who know me well, know that I love film... and you might be thinking that this is f...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:41:00 GMT |
Women... Schwimmin! |
Right then... Women!
This one might be a little self-indulgent. A wallow in self pity and morose reflection that, at some point, turns to angry misogyny... although, I'll try to avoid that.
My track r...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:16:00 GMT |
Adolf Hitler and a hand mower. |
In 1996, while writing his gardening magnum opus 'What Not To Grow', Adolf Hitler had a relapse.
Up until that point, his had been a sedate retirement. His days would generally involve a gentle potte...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
The Fat License. |
I have been trying to give up smoking (he says... settling in and lighting one up). Now... I know you are probably thinking:
"I don't care"
and if I hadn't just lit one I would respond with:...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
Are my blogs offensive? |
I have been told that my blogs are offensive!
More than this I have been told that my blogs suggest that I have mental problems; that reading them makes you cringe; that it's not a serious outle...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:05:00 GMT |
My day out with death. |
So now... in the light of day, I have been able to digest my weekend and, most especially, my trip to the Imperial War Museum. It is true that I was reluctant to go, but because we hadn't seen Ir...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Anger and me. |
This HalfArsedFilms space is supposed to be comedic! And here I am writing down all the shit and piss of everyday life like some melancholy Fuck Ant. I need to get angry again& I need to vent my jets ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
