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I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a full blood Chinese girl born and raised in the DURTY south. That is Mississippi to be exact. I like to hustle and parking lot pimp occasionally. Sloppy joes are yummy. I like to listen to hip hop (especially the really dirty rap songs), classical, and white people music. I have an interest in video games, fast cars, motorcycles and action movies. No girly movies please. When I was 8 years old I watched Terminator 2 for 30 days straight. Yes, very weird if I say so myself. I almost always beat people at calling shotgun seating. I like having braces in my mouth because it's like having $5,000 grill in there. I like to watch Paula Deen because it reminds me of old fashioned southern cooking from back home. I love chocolate covered gummie bears. I secretly like the color pink. And that is all she wrote folks.

My Interests

shopping, playing ping pong seriously (haha), movies, diamonds, big foofie curly hair, SEXY stilettos, super long eyelashes, going dummy in the club, skiing, relaxing on the beach, reading magazines, sudokus, partying, make-up, cooking, short road trips, pool, rubik's cube, bowling, texas hold'em, swimming, HALO 2 or Rainbow 6, taking long naps in the middle of the day, eating SOUTHern foods, taking pictures, going out to fancy shmancy restaurants, and getting mani and pedi's

Music:

i'm a well-rounded listener

Movies:

Transformers, Heat, Scarface, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Blow, Star Wars, Zoolander, X-Men 1 & 2, HOW HIGH, Half-Baked, Pulp Fiction, The Sweetest Thing, Spiderman 1 & 2 only, The Departed, MI-3, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Fearless, True Lies, Bad Boys II, Desperado, Clueless, Batman Returns, and Terminator 2

Television:

desperate housewives, family guy, weeds, girls next door, dave chappelle, everybody loves raymond, and especially FRESH PRINCE

Heroes:

haha