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About Me

Ohh Houdini ; viaBRITTtop ; pepperphd
My vocal melodies sail through the airwaves Monday through Friday on the magical radio frequency 820AM (translation: 820 The Edge). Give me a listen . /End shameless panhandling.
I wake up every morning to the joint sounds of my phone playing "House of Wolves" by My Chemical Romance (a ring tone that begins by saying: "well, I think I'm going to burn in hell"), & my alarm clock - which sounds comparable to cathedral bells clanging & makes me feel as if Pope Benedict XVI is socking me continuously in the nose.
Waking up to both is seemingly equivalent to placing a humidifier & a dehumidifier in the same room & allowing them to battle it out.
I don't masquerade about pretending to be mature about most aspects of life. I'm not. I love Disney movies & tactless humor. I still get a kick out of balloons (though I loathe clowns). A million fireflies twinkling in a field at the beginning of summer still fascinates me.
4w5. It explains everything.
I am the person in front of you in line at the gas station who takes 63.2 years to decide which flavor of gum I would like to chew on said occasion. I am very particular about the gum adventures I allow myself to embark upon.
I desperately yearn for a pet California King Snake to name either Augusten, Sven, or Francis. Something suave & debonair.
I often follow my instincts/heart as opposed to putting the necessary amount of thought into any operation in daily life, which accounts for the amount of regrets I seem to have stacked up/friends I have lost. I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION.
Somewhere deep inside of me is a girlie girl. She enjoys Bath & Body Works, hair products, Victoria's Secret, chick flicks, & Drew Lachey. I often hide her away into a dark closet where she is devoid of food & nurturing. It's better that way.
MESSAGE. ; ADD. ; FRIENDS. ; BLOG.

My Interests

enjoyable activities;

820 The Edge. /Being music director & a snazzy DJ.
Art.
Austin, my nephew.
Bath & Body Works.
Best friends.
Bonfires.
Bookstores.
Breathing.
Buffalo sauce.
Car rides with the windows down.
Chandler, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, Ross, & Monica.
Cheesy holiday decorations.
Christmas lights.
Cinematic adventures.
Coloring books.
Comfortable silence.
Concerts.
Cookies.
Creative & meaningful tattoos.
Creativity.
Cupcakes.
Dance Dance Revolution.
Daydreaming during class.
Days with no school/work/prior engagements.
Fast food.
Guitar Hero.
Gum.
Handlebar moustaches.
Harry, Ron, & Hermione.
Hide & seek.
High fives.
History.
Horror movies.
Houdini, my cat.
Inside jokes.
Internet language.
Kittens.
Lake Michigan.
Laughing at me.
Laughing at you.
Literature.
London.
Mix tapes.
Monty Python.
Movies that keep me guessing.
Museums.
Music.
My Chemical Romance.
Naps.
Peanut butter & jelly.
People watching.
Personal quirks/mannerisms.
Pets. /Yearning for a snake.
Photo booths.
Photography.
Piercings. /Missing my lip ring.
Pointless conversations.
Popcorn with Parmesan cheese.
Real mail.
Remembering memories.
Scented candles.
Sebastian, my iPod.
Secret handshakes.
Sexual innuendos.
Sexual tension.
Shirley Temples.
Sleeping in.
Smells.
Standup comedy.
Starbucks.
Staying up late.
Taco Bell.
Tactless humor.
Target.
Tea.
Text messages worth saving.
Thunderstorms. /Not tornadoes.
Travel.
Useless knowledge.
Using big words at awkward times.
Walks with no destination.
Warped Tour.
Watching the seasons change.
Winston Churchill, my Chuck Taylors.
Witty lyrics/anything.
Youtube.
YTMND.
Zoos.

not so superfly;

Annoying coworkers.
Bad grammar.
Bees.
Being touched by strangers.
Bert McCracken. /I love The Used. But Bert will burn in hell.
Bugs in general.
Clowns /Or other people in awkward costumes.
Collagen lips.
Conservatives.
Cooked cabbage.
Evansville.
Fake almost anything. /Especially people.
Feet.
Frat boys & sorority girls.
German Shepherds.
Hicks.
Jellyfish.
Jessica Simpson.
Larry the Cable Guy.
Lindsay Lohan.
Ocean creatures in general.
Passing fads.
Sharks.
Spiders.
Standing in lines.
Sting rays.
System of a Down.
The "I know everything" kid in class.
The President.
Tornadoes.
Uncomfortable silence.
Unknown callers who don't leave messages.
Unnecessary drama.

I'd like to meet:

i wish to enjoy a lunch with the following fine fellows;

Adam Brody. /My boyfriend. He is also Sara's boyfriend. /Mr. Brody pants, we call him.
Amanda Peet. /My girlfriend.
Ashton Kutcher.
Billy Hamilton. /But only with Kat.
Dane Cook.
Drew Lachey.
Fall Out Boy.
Héctor Jiménez.
Hugh Grant.
Incubus. / Met Brandon (01.23.07).
Jack Black.
Johnny Depp.
Keira Knightley.
Michael C. Hall.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. / Met Frankie (04.25.07).
Orlando Bloom.
Steve Carell.
The Friends cast.
The Monty Python cast. /RIP Graham Chapman.
Will Ferrell.

most important;

GAW / There's something about the way you move. I see your mouth in slow motion when you sing. More subtle than something someone contrives, your movements echo that I have seen the real thing.

Kathryn Rose / My wife. & Melissa.

Music:

classy tunes;

+44.
98 Degrees.
AFI.
Alanis Morissette.
blink-182.
Bloodhound Gang.
Boys Like Girls.
Counting Crows.
Death Cab For Cutie.
Fairmont.
Fall Out Boy.
Goo Goo Dolls.
Green Day.
Gym Class Heroes.
Hanson.
Hellogoodbye.
HIM.
Incubus.
John Mayer.
Keith Urban.
Lostprophets.
Mae.
Motion City Soundtrack.
Muse.
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Panic! At the Disco.
Pencey Prep.
Plain White T's.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Saves The Day.
Silverstein.
Snow Patrol.
Something Corporate.
Taking Back Sunday.
The Academy Is . . ..
The Beatles.
The Smashing Pumpkins.
The Used.
Third Eye Blind.

Movies:

cinematic adventures;
10 Things I Hate About You.
40-Year-Old Virgin.
50 First Dates.
Aladdin.
A Lot Like Love.
Anchorman.
Batman.
Batman Begins.
Beauty & the Beast.
Benny & Joon.
Catch & Release.
Closer.
Dead Poets Society.
Dead Silence.
Edward Scissorhands.
Ever After.
Finding Neverland.
Forrest Gump.
Garden State.
Harry Potter.
Hook.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
In the Land of Women.
Little Miss Sunshine.
Lord of the Rings.
Love Actually.
Monty Python & The Holy Grail.
Music & Lyrics.
Nacho Libre.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Nightmare Before Christmas.
Notting Hill.
Office Space.
Pet Sematary.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pride & Prejudice.
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Shrek.
Sleepless in Seattle.
Stranger Than Fiction.
The Da Vinci Code.
The Holiday.
The Life of David Gale.
The Lion King.
The Sixth Sense.
Titanic.
Toy Story.
Two Weeks Notice.
Without A Paddle.
Young Frankenstein.
You've Got Mail.

Television:

tv;

Animal Planet.
Dexter.
FRIENDS.
Fuse.
Ghost Hunters.
House.
Laguna Beach. /Only the first two seasons.
That 70's Show.
The Discovery Channel.
The History Channel.
The National Geographic Channel.
The OC.
The Simpsons.
The X-Files.
Viva La Bam.
Whose Line is it Anyway?

Books:

literature;

A Still & Icy Silence. ; Roat. /My dad.
Brokeback Mountain. ; Proulx.
Dreamcatcher. ; King.
Dry. ; Burroughs.
Girl, Interrupted. ; Kaysen.
Harry Potter. ; Rowling.
Heart-Shaped Box. ; Hill.
High Walk. ; Roat. /My dad.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. ; Kesey.
Pride & Prejudice. ; Austen.
Running With Scissors. ; Burroughs.
The Da Vinci Code. ; Brown.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower. ; Chbosky.
The Silence of the Lambs. ; Harris.
To Kill a Mockingbird. ; Lee.

Heroes:

favorite;

My Blog

*runs through rain with my singing rabbit*

That is all. I wouldn't even know what else to say....
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New e-mail.

[email protected]
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