Godzirra!

“‘In the mia naté system the lady represents two separate, yet equally important qualities who work together to maintain her intellectual stability: the disorders, who investigate the things that are out of order or heinously filthy while finding it hard to stay focused on the task at hand, and the temperance, who prosecute these obsessive compulsions. These are her stories.’ She redefines nerdom, which was never defined to begin with. Point proven.”.......(my apologies for that).......Mia lives in the lush grassy pasture in the Fantastic World of Lisa Frank.Honey never ruins.She always burns her mouth, still pretends, doesn't kill every bug that she sees, and truly means every exclamation point that she writes or types.If mayonnaise were an animal she would hunt down and kill all the mayonnaises out of existence! She is a coaster nazi, and she loves her friends who never finish their sauces.She has strange crushes on Anderson Cooper, Jeremy Piven, and Brooke's 13 year old brother, J.June 21st is "Mia Keller Day" (google it); It may not be in honor of this Mia Keller, but it should be.Oh, and she loves her killer family because they are...well they are wicked awesome. DISLIKES: mayonnaise! sharks, towing companies, domestic violence, judgement, drama, hesitation, dirtiness, close-mindedness, stupidity, anything not fun, and the phrase "same difference."LONG TERM GOAL: To go where no unicorn has gone before and to guard the secret of Rainbow Reef; aaand becoming an entertainment or real estate lawyer while playing around with music on the side. Not to mention possibly meeting someone worthy enough to fall in love with, becoming a kick ass wife and killer mom (keep in mind that 'domestic violence' is one of my dislikes, just in case some smart ass wants to comment on my generation's vernacular). I'd like to take care of some people I love one day.