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...Kelsey...

Just Ignore the Smoke and Smile

About Me



MiNi DeSerT
EagLe, Biitche$

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"Medicated... Drama Queen"

KA$H MONEY MAN!!!
This is how I'm wired

I have a son named Kash- he's the only man in my life.
My pit bull, Bentley Jayde, is very dear to me.
I love my family a lot and I spend most of my time with them.

I'm random. So don't be confused when I say random stuff.
In the words of Jenna Jameson... "KISSES ON YOUR FACES!" MUAH!

"Give Me One More Medicated, Peaceful Moment..."


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My Interests

My TOP 3 NumbeR OnE BandS
They find the Center In Me

Brings the rock out of my stock, bitch.

Do I really need to say ANYTHING at all about UGK?

That's right- get the fuck down.

If You WannA Buy Me a DranK- It'$ gottA Be One of theSe Two

You got bitches that will, you got bitches that won't.

You got bitches that do it, and you got bitches that don't.

You got bitches that can, and you got bitches that can't.

And you got bitches who know they are, and bitches who know that they ain't.

I'm the bitch that does it, will, can and are.

LIKES

Jenna Jameson, my NeW black impala, black eyeliner, black GMC sierra extended cab stepside, myspace, water, italian food, chinese food, my friends, my family, pink, skater shoes, platinum blonde hair, dark make-up, deep thoughts, big sunglasses, coach bags, cute heels, halloween, christmas, black rims with chrome lips, sky blue eyes, pit bulls (bentley jayde), nature, hot bodies, hand-me downs, jeans with holes, movies (but only sometimes) kevin reimer, "working", gala apples, a perfect circle and tool, tattoos and piercings, gaps between two front teeth, scratching my butt, shopping, pictures, the country, the city, LA, storms, sleeping late, not having my period for 9 months- fuckin priceless.

DISLIKES

waking up early, stinky smells, sushi, purple, pepsi, make-up lines, natalie brady, ford, not having cable, the creepy guy who stares at me at work, feeling guilty, bad memories, my feet, totalling my impala last year :(, judging others, valentine's day, getting in trouble, new york, beer, long nails on guys-ew, metallica, being hurt physically and emotionally, mr. bevins, and losing touch with good friends.
.."5"Me and Bentley Jayde

This is the cutest fucking picture ever

I'd like to meet:



"People are always gonna talk, and to tell you the truth, I love it! I love the attention. I do what I do because it puts a smile on my face... and I'm the only person in this world that matters."

JENNA JAMESON

What's your rush now? Everyone will have his day to die.

"I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Trust me."


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:


Live The Best, Fuck The Rest



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A Perfect Circle, Tool, and Rob Zombie are my favs.

Tool - 10,000 Days

Static-X - Machine

A Perfect Circle - Thirteenth Step

Rob Zombie - Past, Present & Future [w/ Bonus DVD]

Stone Sour - Come What(ever) May

Slipknot - Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses

Evanescence - Fallen

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Briana Loves Jenna, Devil's Rejects, Finding Nemo, and The Fifth Element, and right now, Toilet Tramps (haha), are my top 5 favorite movies. I watch movies all the time, though. They're one of my favorite pasttimes.

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My Blog

the king of this world.

yeah.... so i've been totally infatuated with him for like, 5 years now. he's never out of my brain... i think about him at least 25 times a day- if not more. he's untouchable, unreachable, yet he's u...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

It's a boy!

I got my wish! It's a lil baby boy! David Kash Janner! I'm now 6 months and 4 days along... tick tock... it seems like it's taking forever! He'll be here before we know it though! He's kicking a ...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

Pictures from My Vacation

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Posted by ...Kelsey... on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

my halloween costume!

okay BITCHES!! don't copy my halloween costume and don't show up at cam's wearing anything relatively similiar or we're gonna fight.. TAY? okay. THIS IS WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE, kinda... ...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

when is it over?

i'm at that point in life where i'm questioning everything. being pregnant doesn't help either. physically, i'm sick of myself. i feel ugly and most of all, FAT. i know, i know.. "you're pregnant, kel...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

New and old pics if ya wanna see bitches...

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Posted by ...Kelsey... on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

i gots it.

I got my perfect Impala bitches! You can see me pimpin' the town in a 2004 black Chevy impala with a sunroof... it's fuckin fully loaded.. OMG. it's so tight! Love it...   KISSES ON YOUR FACES! -...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

I FUCKING FOUND IT BITCHES!!!

Finally!! I found the world's most perfect impala and my mom's not putting me off anymore!We're going to the bank tomero morning, getting the loan and HOPEFULLY driving to Huntsville all in the same d...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST

Send luck my way for once

Man.. ain't life something? I was at Wendy's.. me and my mom got done eating and we went to leave, my mom in her car, me in my "loaner" piece...i went to start the car up and what happens? NOTHING. i'...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST

Everyone who uses METH- READ THIS!

My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behol...
Posted by ...Kelsey... on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST