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Kristen

take of your pants do the naked dance!

About Me

perfection

My Interests

art=life but being lazy comes first and vanilla chai spice coffee I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

that guy i saw that had a shirt with the big mcdonalds M but it said marijuana hahahaaa

Music:

Fiona Apple inspires beautiful tattoos but watch our for Ukrop's because they will try to stop you from seeing her live FUCKERS

Movies:

anything where i can sing along and not be afraid and occasionally laugh or watch people have sex or all of the above combined in a beautifully trashy way
You're Gangsta Bitch Barbie. You're tough and you
like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Television:

Family Guy every now and then...but i dont really watch tv and it has alot to do with why i am so completely oblivious to everything in the world

Books:

i like reading so much that i try to read like 3 books at the same time and it doesnt work so i never ever finish them and it is a waste of money because i could just go to the library but i am too consumerist and just enjoy spending money too much. not that any of that tells you what i like to read. but then again it just says "Books:" which doesnt specify that i should list books i like or whether i should state my opinion on books or if i should just ramble like this because who actually reads all this anyways...?

Heroes:

my dad's friend who told me to tell anyone who messes with me that he is 230 pounds 6'4 and not afraid to open a can of WHOOP ASS

My Blog

phone update!

GOOD NEWS i found my phone...it was in the trash....i threw it away with my drink...cuz im sweet BUT i felt pretty good about myself for THINKING to look there...yes indeed...even though putting it th...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:50:00 PST

where the FUCK is my PHONE!?

i am about to go crazy because i just had my phone when i was coming home, i had it in my hand i was walking to the door, i assume i put it on the counter where all of my other stuff is, i take a show...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:09:00 PST

i guess the holiday blog is not optional

at the moment i am trying to bond with my iPod and its podness or something like that....i almost wish i understood technology a little more, but not really. i have already lost it twice....much to my...
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:26:00 PST

i <3 harry potter

so i am a nerd who loves harry potter, i dont know i just thought i had to share that with all of you subscribers. because i am just that awesome. i would like to thank all of the other harry potter ...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST

where am i?....in life that is

i was sitting outside drawing the other day and thinking how much i love fall...and within seconds of thinking it a goddamn seed fell and hit me right between the eyes. and yes it did hurt. maybe its ...
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 04:41:00 PST

not quite a field trip...

do you think it still counts as a field trip if you spend 7 hours total on the bus....and 1 hour at the actual place....? yea didnt think so...but i guess watching movies was fun....and spending the w...
Posted by Kristen on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:23:00 PST

whore face transvestite!....oops did i say that out loud...?

well you know what some certain people are whore faces!!!!!!!!! (amy knows who i am referring too) and yes we sound like mean evil people....but it is completely necessary! if she EVER gives me(or amy...
Posted by Kristen on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:15:00 PST

random glitter patches

well basically i love my angry chicks and thats about it. i mean what else could i even say? having friends that care makes me very very happy. along with people who like feet.
Posted by Kristen on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

bonding moment?

mrs beville tells us that tomorrow our class is going to have a "bonding moment" because basically the advanced art/VIPIB kids hate the standard kids. and she wants us to tell them this or something? ...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:45:00 PST

people suck at life

everytime i go to government class i leave in the "i really wish everyone would go and like DIE" mood. they are sooooo stupid i CANT STAND IT!!!!!! a kid that sits in front of me kept saying the SAME ...
Posted by Kristen on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PST