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i'm a palm pilot

THEY WANTED THEM TO TELL US THEY WOULDN'T FIND THEM THERE.

About Me

dear janet reno, i have loved you for quite some time. i built 34 lifesize models of you out of wicker chairs and some cow udders that fell off due to frostbite during the blizzard of '42. i put one in each room of my tractor shed. i hope you are impressed with me. i tried to initiate a "janet reno is the most beautiful woman alive and she will one day carry my youngin'" day in my town but the mayor said no. i then attempted to convince the public school systems into changing every monday into "janet reno smackdown" day where all the children and teachers participate in a schoolwide WWF style fight and they banned me from all educational facilities within a 10 mile radius. help me, janet reno. i want to show the world how marvelous you truly are but they just won't listen.


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My Interests

DINOSAURS. UNICORNS.

Music:

mewithoutyou, between the buried and me, third eye blind, pinback, elliott smith, jose gonzales, horse the band, minus the bear, death from above 1979, the faint, neutral milk hotel, the rapture, ben folds five, fischerspooner, death cab for cutie, jump little children, damien rice, iron and wine, kenny g, boyz 2 men, olympic gymnastics routine music

Movies:

Bouncing Manatee



surely the most elegant creature in the entire animal kingdom... a close runner up to the bald eagle as america's official symbol!! congragulations mr. manatee! "how stella got her groove back","toolin' around with bob vila"

Television:

and CASH CAB!

Books:

ANYTHING BY DAVID SEDARIS

My Blog

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finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AT LAST! ben folds will be in chapel hill north carolina on march 28th! i don't care what it takes i am there. if i have to hitch-hike rides with no one but creepy truck drivers that's fine. if i have...
Posted by i'm a palm pilot on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST