Who me? I'm on? What are my lines? What do I say? Uh... Hey, How you doin'? My name is Norbert Castaneda and I would like to share myself with you. (is that good? ok.) I believe i'm a great man who is destined to become a legend... Okay I already am. I'm the kind of guy you have to love. YOU MUST!!! I'm tall, dark and extremly handsome. Under the fat I carry, I'm a very muscular man. For all you ladies out there, I can cook. For all you guys, I'll kick your anus in any video game you choose. (damn.) Yes, I am a gamer and No, not just any gamer. I'm old school and new. I go way back to the year i was born, 1985 Baby! Yeah!!! Okay okay, I don't play them as much as I used to But I still collect. I AM A GREAT SINGER If I do say so myself. You'll love my singing. I have my own voice but at the momen I'm trying to model my voice to soung like Andrea Bocelli. I love his Music... It's Opera. That man has a great voice..... Ahem..... That's enough of that. I love to draw. I find myself to be a Captivating Artist. No, I'm not full of myself. When I make an Art piece I try to make it look pointless at first glance but really have a deeper meaning when you really take the time to observe my work. Either that or it really is pointless... It's up to you to decide. Eventually, I want to become a teacher. Partially because I like working with Children and I enjoy the classroom environment (when I'm not the one learning) but also It would be sooo Ironic that I, one one the worst students ever, would become what rebeled against... I mean, I flunked the 6th and 10th grades AND I had a 0.00 GPA. Anyway, that's all in the past now. Haha!!! Oh yeah, One last thing... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Norbert Ariel Castaneda
Birthday: August 29, 1985
Birthplace: San franPsyco, Killahphonia
Current Location: Same place
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 feet small
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but sometimes I'm anorexic
Your Heritage: 50%Guatemalan 50% Hotness 100% reason to remember MY NAME
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black DC's
Your Weakness: Seafood.Bleah!!!
Your Fears: More Ashlee Simpson Albums
Your Perfect Pizza: Mine.but I need Practice.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay puffed(Huggable)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uh...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Same!@..$ different day.
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes My smile My... Nevermind.
Your Bedtime: What time is it?
Your Most Missed Memory: 3 minutes ago.
Pepsi or Coke: Theres a difference??? Coke,I guess.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Super size me says not to eat McDonalds. So burger king.
Single or Group Dates: Depends what you mean by dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choconilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Redbull
Do you Smoke: no but i'm smokin'
Do you Swear: I bleep myself out. literally.
Do you Sing: YUP!!! I'm the best singer I've heard.
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly.
Have you Been in Love: I've been in like.
Do you want to go to College: No. But I'm gonna go anyway.
Do you want to get Married: I want my kids to have my last name.
Do you belive in yourself: More than you believe.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah.
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I'm attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: My fat Say's yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: I tell them I love them Every day.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, Why not.
Do you play an Instrument: Drums And I'm starting to learn guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Tylenol count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: IN cookies 'n cream Ice creame.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Seafood, Bleah!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup and I won too.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. I'm not skinny.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart.
Ever been Drunk: With power.
Ever been called a Tease: Not to that I know of.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah. but I got'em back
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a little kid I took something that I thought was free.
How do you want to Die: With a smile.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green But yours are beautiful just the way they are.
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care too much.
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter. I just don't want to see your scalp.
Height: Shorter than I am.
Weight: I want to give you a complete hug.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever suites you.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2. Coffee & tylenol.
Number of CDs I own: I burn baby
Number of Piercings: El nada.
Number of Tattoos: I don't need any. I have birth marks.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7,892
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