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Hi, thank first of all for visiting my crappy myspace account. My real name is Daniel, I know, LAME! all my friends at school call me Ogre, and I, well, kinda prefer it. An important message that my psychiatrist insist I apply to my account, 'If I were you I'd run whilst you can!' I am a horrible, HORRIBLE person.
I'm a comic book fanatic, talk to me about comics and I could keep going to the point of pure agony, I am so ridiculously geeky about comic books that I remember every single comic and I can recall every detail and list every story by issue, alphabetically, autobiographically, favorites, most appealing and even by which ones were inspired into movies. I likes the weird and the obscure side of life with every occasion of making my life shitty. I am a pessimist, I love the way I can rebound from falling out of the tree and hitting every branch on the way down, and even after that I could live with the tree falling on me, hey I started off pretty badly, I'm Ginger. I must admit I am a little exocentric...screw it, I'm insane. I'm supposed to be funny, but I just talk and people just laugh, and by coincidence I also have friends with an IQ lower than the amount of teeth in their heads.
I am a proud member of the great ARClub, a acting club for 13-16 year olds that handle stage shows. so far I have only been in three show, the Lemon Tree, I was a hyperactive insane hit man called Jimmy 'the Undertaker' Dorito. Babes in the Wood, I was a guard to the Sheriff of Nottingham, an idiot guard to the Sheriff of Nottingham. Yesterday, my favorite role so far, a wife-beater, cruel, drunk, abusive, I really put some work into this role, I based this character on three people, Murray Wilson (Brian Wilson's abusive father), Chris Cooper on 'American Beauty' (abusive, strict, closed minded, military background) and Brian Doyle-Murray on Scrooged (Quote of Scrooged 'All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.')
I am a frequent festival attendee, I have been to T in the Park, Leeds Festival, V Festival and the Connect Music Festival and sooner or later (hopefully this year) go to Glastonbury. I have so far seen a countless amount of great bands that most people would kill to see and I am going to see more and more. I have seen the Who, Radiohead, Muse, Morrisey, Sigur Ros, Bjork, Primal Scream, Pearl Jam, Arcade Fire, James, Placebo, Guillemots, Bloc Party, Terry Hall, Beck, Brian Wilson, My Chemical Romance, Interpol, J Spaceman, the Beastie Boyz, Echo and the Bunnymen, Rufus Wainwright and even the Fall, and I'M NEVER GOING TO STOP! I have a much darker inside into my mind, I always seem to think of sick thoughts and I sometimes feel horrible at the fact that I have these thoughts, I appall myself so much that sometimes I feel sick and I wish that I had a different mental state, because in that way I could actually cope that I am a horrid mound of a person, and I don't deserve to be in the ranks of most decent people, to infect their pure happy thoughts of life, whilst I think of horrible disgusting thoughts that would depress the happiest of people.

I am currently attending Grangefield Secondary School, in Stockton-on-Tees. I am in year 11 and GCSEs are just around the corner, and I am shitting bricks. My friend are the only reason why I don't turn and run from school in fear. in my mind there is nothing better rather than hanging out with my many friends and even when they aren't around I have a hell of a time with my friends at ARC or anyone I happen to meet at school, festivals or on the street. I seem to have a great time no matter where I am or who I'm with. this actually from one of my favorite movies, Harvey (it's in the Film section). In school I consider myself in mid-way-popularity, I'm friend with all the popular people and, but not the best of friend. I mainly hang out with my bestest of best friend Adam Howie, Jonathan Robinson and Lewis Beckwith. I share no similarities, we have nothing in common with each other and the only thing we can ever agree on is girls, and movie.
You may look at my site and think 'This guy puts too much time and effort into this site. the reason I put so much detail into all the music and film sections is because they are a major part of my life and I find music and movies more important than oxygen. without music I (and probably my Dad too) would just be a waste of human space. the only thing I have ever thought that I could do success fully in my life in involved in music and movies. I can see myself as a singer/songwriter but I don't think I could pull it off on my own, if I were too find someone on the same level as me mentally, someone who could write songs and play instruments i would be very thankful and I would start a band. if I don't become a musician I have always seen myself as a film director. I can always imagine myself ranked amongst the greats like Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Taratino, Martin Scorcesse and Kevin Smith.
Even though I have spent time working on this profile information about myself, nobody is going to read it, hell, I don't read your personal information and your not going to read this. I can say whatever I want and nobody will bother noticing it because, people don't read the personal information. I think Johnny Depp has recently turned into a crappy actor. Armageddon sucked donkey ass. I like Duran Duran and Mika and yet I am a heterosexual male. I like black and white, foreign and silent movies. I don't like Manga Animation, it all looks the same to me, and they all have similar plot lines.

Faye Say's about danny: Danny! is my schmexi twin! i love him loads spesh when he tormants jonny:) he makes me giggle loads andloads! hes like my bro :) he luks afta me :) as i do to him:) weve been frineds since year 7 ^_^ i love him loads but he needs to get a lass:P! hes my ginger freak so fuk off him :P and i own his soul :P hes shit a IT cos he copys me and jonny :P like all the time:) but he also steals my cake:) i lovehim loads ...love you danny babes:P:)

My Interests

Spider-man,
Batman,
Spawn,
Hellboy,
the Mask,
Watchmen,
V (from V for Vendetta),
Howard the Duck,
the Crow,
Ghost Rider (the Movie totally sucked),
Darkman,
the Tick,
Dick Tracey,
Sam and Max: Freelence Police learning Gruesome History,
Movies Trivia,
Girls,
Eating,
Sleeping,
Dancing,
Partying,
Talking,
Drinking,
Sex,
Schadenfreude,
Acting at ARClub,
Horrible Warped Offensive Humour,
Reading,
Listening to Wierd and Interesting Music
and playing Poker, Blackjack and other card games.

I'd like to meet:

Keith Moon,
Chuck Barris,
Tim Burton,
Tom Green,
Bob Geldof,
Charlie Kauffman,
Stan Lee,
Steve Ditko,
Brian Wilson,
Wayne Coin,
Quentin Tarantino,
Alan Moore,
Art Spiegleman,
Steven Patrick Morrissey,
Kevin Smith,
Thom Yorke,
and a Gorilla.. Robert Zimmerman,
John Lennon,
Joseph Merrick,
J.M. Barrie,
Elvis Presley,
George Harrison,
Walt Disney,
Stanley Kubrick,
Jón Þór Birgisson,
James Stuart,
Björk Guðmundsdóttir,
P T Barnum,
Alfred Hitchcock,
Edger Allan Poe,
Matt Bellamy,
Michel Gondry


Music:


Muse,
Radiohead,
Sigur Ros,
the Smiths,
the Beach Boys,
Beck,
Arcade Fire,
Cinerama,
the Flaming Lips,
Spiritualized,

Bruce Springsteen,
Animal Collective,
Peter Gabriel,
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah,
My Chemical Romance,
the Good the Bad and the Queen,
Clint Mansell,
the Cranberries,
Modest Mouse,
Tom McRea,
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich,
Ben Folds,
Ben Folds Five,
the Fall,
Aretha Franklin,
Frankie Goes To Hollywood,
Holy Fuck,
A Flock of Seagulls,
the Cramps,
Gomez,
G.E.N.E.,
British Sea Power,
the Twilight Sad,
Pixies,
Gnarls Barkley,
Primal Scream,
Godspeed You! Black Emporer,
the Wedding Present,
the Jesus and Mary Chain,
Weird Al Yankovic,
the Cure,
the GO! Team,
Portishead,
Andrew Lloyd Webber,
Grandaddy,
the Cold War Kids,
Jonny Greenwood,
Terry Hall,
Jimi Hendrix,
Queen,
Phil Specter,
Tim Rice,
Hot Chip,
the Prodidgy,
Richard Hawley,
Fleetwood Mac,
Interpol,
Lou Reed,
Ian Dury and the Blockheads,
Rusted Root,
Bellowhead,
Simon and Garfunkle,
iLiKETRiANS,
Monkees,
the Polyphonic Spree,
the Rolling Stones,
Ian Brown,
Shady Bard,
Phil Spector,
Gnarls Barkely,
Massive Attack,
Inspiral Carpets,
the Who,
Diana Ross and the Supremes,
Mika,
Bloc Party,
Rolf Harris,
Little Richard,
Buddy Holly,
J Spaceman,
Damien Rice,
Daniel Johnston,
Elbow,
Moby,
Juliette Lewis and the Licks,
the Everly Brothers,
Fat Boy Slim,
Depeache Mode,
Judy Garland,
New Order,
Sandie Shaw,
Daft Punk,
the Hives,
Pulp,
My Computer,
the Shins,
Jarvis Cocker,
the Verve,
Bob Dylan,
Nada Surf,
Pink Floyd,
R.E.M.,
Miley Cyrus,
the Music,
Billy Bragg,
Sex Pistols,
1000 Maniacs,
Richie Valens,
Depeche Mode,
Doves,
the Velvet Underground,
Prince,
the Avalanches,
Art Brut,
the Pogues,
Natalie Merchant,
the Smashing Pumpkins,
the Beautiful South,
Underworld,
the Specials,
Blur,
The Vines,
the Libertines,
Travis,
the Postal Service,
Beirut,
the White Stripes,
Tim Booth,
the Time,
Boomtown Rats,
the Artist Formally Known as Prince,
Klaxons,
Duran Duran,
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole,
Brian Wilson,
Guillemots,
Sufjan Stevens,
Tori Amos,
Add N to (X),
the Doors,
Youssou N'Dour,
Animals That Swim,
Louis Armstrong,
Belle and Sebastian,
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine,
Echo and the Bunnymen,
Divine Comedy,
Blondie,
Feeder,
the Blow Monkeys,
Suede,
Rufus Wainwright,
James,
Broken Social Scene,
Tim Buckley,
Jeff Buckley,
I Monster,
Ray Charles,
the Strokes,
Chemical Brothers,
the Kinks,
Bjork,
Jamiroquai,
David Bowie,
Joy Division,
Morrissey,
Ryan Adams,
the Sugarcubes,
Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebels,
Air,
Love,
Jackson 5,
LCD Soundsystem,
the Lightning Seeds,
Brett Anderson,
ELO - Electric Light Orchestra,
Sinead O'Connor,
the Magic Numbers,
T. Rex,
Anthony and the Johnson,
Placebo,
the Beatles,
the Beta Band,
They Might Be Giants,
the Stone Roses,
Jet,
Elton John
Please watch these videos. These are my top 5 favorite videos of all time. Watch and comment what you think. Radiohead - Just
And now for something completely different, but still brilliant. It's been one of my favorite videos ever since i was 6 years old.. Blur - Coffee and TV
Funny? Well I think so anyway. This next is one of Fatboy Slim's under-rated videos, though Weapon of Choice is awsome. Fat Boy Slim - Right Here, Right Now
How cool was that? Now something more simple and classic Bjork music, what can be better? Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet
Wasn't that great! Now Sigur Ros the great video, this music video links with my favorite fairy tale, see if you can guess it before the video finishes. Sigur Rós - Glósóli

Movies:


the Usual Suspects,
V For Vendetta,
Dogma,
Big Fish,
It's A Wonderful Life,
Star Wars Episode IV: Empire Strikes Back,
Insomnia,
Finding Neverland,
Vanilla Sky,
the Elephant Man,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Chasing Amy,
Mallrats,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,
Clerks,
Clerks 2,
Pulp Fiction,
the Nightmare Before Christmas,
O Brother Where Art Thou,
the Big Lebowski,
the Untouchables,
Requiem For A Dream,
Mars Attacks,
American Beauty,
Kung Fu Hustle,
Shaolin Soccer,
Million Dollar Baby,
Road To Perdition,
Elizabethtown,
300,
High Fidelity,
the Rocketeer,
the Fly,
the Fly II,
Flash Gordon,
the Phantom,
the Fisher King,
X-Men,
X2,
Little Miss Sunshine,
A Series Of Unfortunate Events,
the Terminal,
E.T.: the Extra Terestrial,
Arlington Road,
Sweeny Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street,
Guese Who's Coming Too Dinner,
the Goonies,
Hairspray,
Once Upon A Time In American,
Brazil,
Amelie,
Village of the Damned,
Jerry Maguire,
the Terminator 2: Judgement Day,
Goodfellas,
Juno,
Thank You For Smoking,
Tweleve Angry Men (1998),
Signin' in the Rain,
the Searchers,
Cool Hand Luke,
Cape Fear (1991),
Repo Man,
Harvey,
Gone With the Wind,
the Matrix,
Edward Scissorhands,
No Country For Old Men,
Re-Animator,
Angel Heart,
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Memento,
Moulin Rogue,
the Evil Dead,
the Crow,
Benny and June,
Fight Club,
Twelve Monkeys,
Rain Man,
A Few Good Men,
the Rocky Horror Picture Show,
the Birds,
Psycho,
the Mask,
Run, Fat Boy, Run,
Rear Window,
Being John Malkovich,
American History X,
Napoleon Dynamite,
the Talented Mr. Ripley,
From Duck Til Dawn,
Invasion of the Body-Snatchers (1954),
the Good the Bad and the Ugly,
Crash,
the Nightmare Before Christmas,
12 Angry Men,
Pink Floyd's the Wall,
Control,
the Bone Collector,
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade,
Raiders of the Lost Ark,
Leon,
the Manchurian Candidate (1962),
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb,
Taxi Driver,
Se7en,
the Cabel Guy,
the Departed,
L.A. Confidential,
Hotel Rwanda,
2001: A Space Odyssey,
Full Metal Jacket,
Blade Runner,
the Wizard of Oz,
the Great Dictator,
the Sixth Sense,
the Green Mile,
Hans Christian Anderson,
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,
Hot Fuzz,
Shaun of the Dead,
Stand By Me,
Blood Simple,
the Hudsucker Proxy,
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
Zodiac,
Groundhog Day,
Snatch,
Bonnie and Clyde,
Roman Holiday,
My Fair Lady,
Joseph and his Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat,
Missippi Burning,
the King of Comedy,
Donnie Darko,
Veritgo,
Alien,
the Shining,
Raising Arazona,
Dog Day Afternoon,
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,
Die Hard,
Beverly Hills Cop,
Amadeus,
Some Like It Hot,
Pan's Labyrinth,
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?,
Silence of the Lambs,
Jaws,
the Departed,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Life of Brian,
Beverly Hills Cop 2,
Forrest Gump,
the Shawshank Redemption,
Schindler's List,
Sin City,
the Exorcist,
the Terminator,
King Kong (1933),
As Good As It Gets,
the Prestige,
Pan's Laberyth,
A Clockwork Orange,
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington,
the Science of Sleep,
Reservoir Dogs,
the Sting,
Trainspotting,
the Lion King,
the Little Mermaid,
Beauty and the Beast,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
Peter Pan,
the Hunchback of Notre Dame,
the Muppet Movies,
Monsters Inc,
Bambi,
Brother Bear,
Toy Story,
Toy Story 2
Worst Films
Armageddon,
Independence Day,
Legally Blonde,
Legally Blonde 2,
the Core,
Jaws: the Revenge,
Hercules in New York,
the Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre,

Television:


Shameless,
Monty Python's Flying Circus,
Black Adder,
South Park,
the Mighty Boosh,
The Young Ones,
Drawn Together,
Heroes,
Ugly Betty,
Penn and Teller: Bullshit,
Later with Jools Holland,
Top Gear,
Desperate Housewives,
The Apprentice,
It's Always Sunny In Philadephia,
Jericho,
the Munsters,
Peter Kay's Pheonix Nights,
QI,
Red Dwarf,
Dirty Sanchez,
Brass Eye,
the Boondocks,
Bottom,
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,
Malcolm in the Middle,
Family Guy,
My Name is Earl,
the Adventures of Sam and Max: Freelance Police,
the Simpsons,
Friends,
the Banana Splits Adventure Hour,
Jackass,
Wildboyz,
Scoody Doo Where Are You?,
[adult swim],
the Yogi Bear Show,
the Hair Bear Bunch,
the Huckleberry Hound Show,
the Flintstones,
the Jetson,
the Wacky Racers,
Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks,
Popeye,
Tom and Jerry,
Scooby Doo Where Are You,
Josie and the Pussycats,
Quick Draw McGraw,
the Secret Squirrel Show,
the Wacky Racers,
Captian Caveman and the Teen Angels,
Hong Kong Phooey,
Jonny Bravo,
Cow and Chicken,
Dastardlt and Mutley In Their Flying Machines,
the Smurfs,
Top Cat,
the Snagglepuss Show,
the Pink Panther Show,
Pac-Man,
Wally Gator,
Mork and Mindy

Books:


Novels
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,
Of Mice And Men,
Brian Wilson: Wouldn't It Be Nice,
Peter Pan (1st Edition),
Velveteen Rabbit,
Treasure Island,
Kestral for a Knave,
the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde,
Les Miserable,
the Bible,
Graphic Novels Watchmen,
From Hell,
Maus,
Sin City,
Hellboy,
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
V for Vendetta,
Batman: A Killer Joke,
300,
the Crow,
Mainly anything that is written by Alan Moore

Heroes:

Alan Moore Leonardo Da Vinci

Sir Bob Geldof

Brian Wilson

Sir Charlie Chaplin

Bjork Guðmundsdóttir

Steve Ditko

Walt Disney

Stanley Kubrick

Jools Holland

Bruce Forsyth

Lee 'Scratch' Perry

Gene Wilder

Black Jesus

My Many Friends



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