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Bandit

I am here for Friends

About Me

I came from the streets, I'm a hood rat... they caught me and took me to some institutional facility. All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn't give it to me!A couple of chicks swung by & gave me a ride home. I got a pretty good deal here. I hang out at home with the one with the dreadlocks, we listen to Suicidal Tendencies & I watch her clean the house. Then the pretty one comes home, and all she wants to do is kiss me & stroke me. On the weekends we go to the woods, and I get to hang with all my new homies. Theres a cutie across the hall called Cleo... shes always whispering sweet nothings through the door to me... but they seem to want to keep us apart. Next month they're taking me to Download Festival, and I'm gonna meet my hero Mike Muir. He dont give a fuck... and neither do I.oh yeah,dont try and add me as a friend if you're a swan, goose or pigeon. I'm not down with that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies. The man/woman who invented the Kong toy (high five!)

My Blog

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