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Fuck this, i feel all simple like when i do these things. My interests are getting wasted and ... ah fuck it, thats about all there is. i suppose my interests expand to doing stupid shit whenever i feel like it. kind of a turrets syndrome thing. cross between that and me loving the shit outta myself. i will add more to this thing when i could be fuct thinking. until then, Peace.THINGS I LOVE. 1. getting wasted. not ultra fussy with what it is im getting wasted on, just as long as the good times ensue. 2.Drinking beer in the shower. Fuck off, dont knock it until you have tried it. Best time to do it is as your getting ready for yet another night out. 3.My amazing family. The way we constantly inspire and support each other is crazy good. 4.Christmas. 5.Scatting out. Man, your brain does some funny shit! 6.My friends and seeing them happy, and then punching them cause you can, i absolutely love my mates, they are my soul and there is no limit as to what i would do for them, shut up thom, i wont suck your wang, alright, for a reach around! hahaha 7.Being different 8.Rainy sundays. 9.Having a beer after a fuck off hard days work. 10. Mowing. 11.Early morning after a rainy night in summer. 12.Playing my fucking records. Thats my thing, my special thing. its like jerking off to me. i do it whenever i can and i have a great time doing it. Plus it feels funny when my family watches me doing it! 13.politics!i love ranting about that shit!and believe it or not im pretty educated in the field.ha, go figure! 14.Hoodies 15.about 4.30am on weekday mornings in winter. Go for a walk, you will feel 2 things. that you the only person in the world and after you remember your not you will feel that you are the inly wank in the world stupid enough to be awake and out of bed at that time in winter. 16.getting drunk on the roof. drunker the better. 17.playing football in the rain. it just feels better. 18.GIRLS! oh my fucking god! love them, love them all! but what i really love is when, every few years, one really stands out for an assortment of reasons. it scares the shit out of me! hahaha! 18.Being generous. as ofter as i can, i like to be more generous than i can afford to be. it gives me the warm and fuzzies! 19.being in the rain.i love it.everything from jogging in it,dancing in it,just sitting in it,getting my fuck on in it,ooohh! drinking fucking beer in it is great! 20.My amazing ability to keep secrets.im one of the only people i know nowdays that can do it.the way i see it, people install a certain trust in you when you have told you a secret cause they think you are a good peson,they show you a weakness. so if you are to turn around and exploit that weakness and betray that trust, you are not a good person.as a matter of fact you are a horrible cunt. i even keep the secrets of people that i fucking hate nowdays.pretty neat i reckon. 21.The way that i can take the most zig zag swaying loopdy loop path in life and still be roughly where i want to be.straight lines are for fuckwits. 22.every now and again, getting that feeling of raw evil power, and then not giving a fuck about it. 23.those moments when your walking by yourself and you realise shit is going great guns for you.maybe with a girl, friends money, job, whatever, you just realise shit is kicking for you and you get that uncontrollable smile that comes damn close to tearing your face off. good times. 24.telling people to "Cool your jets..." fantastic saying. 25.Catching bus's and trains. i like watching people.not in a perverted way, well, maybe a little.haha. nah, but you get all sorts on public transport. i like to make friends with them. 26.swearing. especially two curses in a row. EG: oh you fucking cunt! or my current personal favourite, fucking fuck yeah! 27. Getting on the turps with idiot mates, then turning into one myself. 28. Just running down the street to get on the piss with Gary. 29. Ironing. seriously. me ma has photos of me as a kid crying because she wouldnt let me iron shit. now thats just messed up. 30. My instruments and bikes. When i could be fucked i will put photos of them up. 31. My idiot mates, spastically drunk, stupid hats, rock fights in my back yard. So stupidly simple and immature, but so amazingly funny. 32. The way Brian the cat thinks she is Brian the human and the way i swear she thinks she could kick my ass in a fight. 33.The way i hate my neighbors and the way i am trying to learn the drums at the moment. bahahaha! 34.Paying and receiving genuine compliments. Makes folks feel great! The best compliment i ever received was from an old mate Jeavon. He said "Jez, your like the Fonz, you are the epitome of cool." Hows that for a compliment! Needless to say i walked around a corner about ten meters away and lost my shit! 35. Being under estimated. Tough guys always carry on with that "never under estimate me" bullshit. Fuck that! i encourage it! it an automatic ace up your sleeve and an easy slinky plan B. great shit. 36. My man J-Rad. the best mate a man could wish for.great person, great laugh and im pretty damn sure he would be a great root too. 37. The way J-Rad and i can make up our own wasted language on the spot and still completely understand each other. I still remember his 21st birthday, rolling around on the floor of tru-bar, speaking in nothing more than doo-wops and dee-dars and maybe the occasional jiggidy-bar for an hour and a half, and being acutely aware what he was on about. and yes, they were damn good drugs.38> Thoughtless attention.the passion, the drive, the basic "caught in the moment" sexiness of it all. 39. the song "need you tonight" by INXS. now that shit is sexy. I will ad more to these lists as i go.THINGS I really really dislike. 1.Fuckers who say they have no regrets! bullshit!If you honestly have no regrets then you are a self centered fuck who needs to be punched in the DICK!!! I regret doing shit all the time! its funny as fuck, even funnier for my pals who are watching me fuck up! 2.Liars and manipulators. Useless fucks really, dont have any real mutzee. Instead they live a fake life and drag nice people down with them. Absolute cunts in my books4.jealousy.hell,you want it i will probably give it to you, just stop being a bitch!6.People who try to fuck me over via my generosity. i thoroughly enjoy being generous. its great. but if you are the type of fuckbag who wants to manipulate that into an even greater advantage for yourself that get the fuck out of my way. 9.J.D. Fortune. arrogant little fuck ruined INXS. he doesnt understand that all he is is the lead singer for a fucked out cover band. Resurrect michael hutchins i say. take him on tour weekend at bernies style. fuck, i would pay the big bucks to see that shit.i will add to this to as things come along and shit me daily.