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Emily Jones
I know im under the thumb but who in love is'nt? At the end of the day whats the point of living if you ain't got nothing to live for?
Bascially Em's, I love you.
- Hey
- Im Mike
- Welcome To my world...
- I am under the thumb
- I Drive an actual Piece of shit which i love dearly.
----- I used to drive an actual piece of shit untill the breaks cut out whilst doing 50mph down the wraysbury road (thanks again car)
- My Car decided that whilst doing 70mph on the m40 it would be a good idea to seize the engine and brakes. I on the other hand thought this was a less than great idea and completely shat myself to high heaven.
- Now i got to get a new car completly (Moral of the story is do not buy a fiesta in a pub car park)
^^Scrap that!! I now drive a fiesta Si. Well 'appy!^^
- I go to the 'almighty' Strodes apparently
- I Work at Tesco
- I am all about friends and music mainly
- Thursdays are my favoutite days of the week
- Jus sick of people trying to hard!! Basically you try so hard to be someone different your the same as everyone else

Classic Phrases...
-Mark- (Dressed as a 50s Aviator) "NO! No More beige! I'm like a beige explosion! If I wore anymore beige I'd die of boredom!"
-Moi- (Walking in between matt n mark one wearing a poncho, one dressed as a 1950s aviator) "You know it's funny, your dressed like that and i feel like the prat!"
-Joel- (Seans little sis has just dropped a bottle of milk on the floor) "Don't cry over spilt milk"
-Tim- (Been drinking solid for three days not washed and only oust'd himself over the last 72 hours) "You know you smell bad when you can smell yourself"
-Yours Truly- (Just walked past a John Lennon clone) "Imagine all the people who look like that"
-Steve- (Mark Jus Ran Over An Innocent Bunny!) "You Killed A Bunny You Bastard!! It Looked Into Your Headlights And Thought It Was Heaven!!"
-Emily Jones- (Steve looks like he is wearing a potato sack) "Steve, Your looking very...Medieval tonight..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Think About It...


The First Guy To Milk A Cow....
Just To Find Out What He Was Thinking!!!!

My Friends are better than yours...

-Mitch - We do every thing together college, parties, sleeping, breaking down. makes col life worth while n my weekends summit to look forward to! and even though i broke his knee he still loves me

- Sean - coz no matta how long i dont see him when i do it seems we've seen each other evryday n really he is the only guy dat 'gets' me

- Luke - last year were too amazing n miss recordin with him

- Moses - we eat KFC together and im more black than he is!

- Kryten - Contray to opinions you are not my woody your more like the army men, they never are forgotten about. he is always there although we never see each other but when we do we drink to the gash!

- Emily - Because even though we may not see each over all the time when we do its worth the wait...

- Luke DK - Always there for a shoulder to cr..*Cough*...Pat in a manly fashion! Always there to talk to and even though he gets pissed on one pint of guiness i still love him...

- Superman - My main man. My drinking buddy. Been together only since Dec 2nd n weve been through a lot...of irish carbombs!! Haha. Can always talk to him and always there for me and my family. We are the rangers boys, stand up and make some noise...

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