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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: steve
Birthday: 23rd
Birthplace: exeter
Current Location: desk
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: slowly achieving a greyish tinge
Height: not quite a short arse
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: are now dirty
Your Weakness: films with sad music at the end
Your Fears: pain
Your Perfect Pizza: buddhist special- make me one with everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting it all over with
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time?!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes or ass
Your Bedtime: does not come soon enough
Your Most Missed Memory: can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: try not to
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: me on caffeine is a bad idea
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a cunt
Do you Sing: constantly,badly
Do you Shower Daily: not even weekly
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you belive in yourself: if I didn't I wouldn't be here
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: like a fat worm to a hungry bird
Are you a Health Freak: only when running for a pie
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, I am lucky to have very supportive parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: I wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, that ship has sailed
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the odd glance
Ever been Drunk: does the pope shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: yes, a long time ago
Ever been Beaten up: up,down,off, you name it
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: of a massive heart attack during wanton sex with Minnie Driver
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when I what? have you even been reading this?
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: strewn about the floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: too many and not enough
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 lifes too short
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who is honest and true and doesn't wear socks with sandals. Someone with a torch to light the way to a brighter day. Someone who understands why I get so excited by music. Someone who will say "Steve, stop talking a load of old wank". Someone...
My Personality

Neuroticism 99
Extraversion 66
Openness To Experience 92
Agreeableness 5
Conscientiousness 14

You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. You can be easily upset, even by what people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be sensitive and emotional. Novelty, variety, and change spice up your life and make you a curious, imaginative, and creative person. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

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My Blog

Times they are a changin'

Wow, has it really been that long since I wrote on here?Well for anyone intersted I had been writing and posting stuff on my Facebook page, under notes. Then I added a page "The23rdMojo" just for poem...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 12:40:00 GMT

a funny thing happened on the way back from the pub

I fancied a ride earlier so I jumped on my bike and  set off for the Turf Locks. A lovely pub on the Exe estuary. I forced myself to sample an ice cold beer and sat in the sun for half an hour be...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:44:00 GMT

Sestina

Ok. My first attempt at a Sestina. Tricky but fun. No prizes for guessing the subject matter. Let me know what you think?   About a girl who's name is FayeThe joys of life, the pains of deathSurv...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:36:00 GMT

time

I just realised the clock was wrong You must all think me such a fool I've changed it now as you can see No damage done to space or time Unless of course this waste of space Has just been wasting all ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:44:00 GMT

Dog

I had a dog which liked to bark As dogs are often want to do The frequent noise just drove me mad Which is when I saw I had no dog -----
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:38:00 GMT

well while I'm in this kinda mood

Fuck it I'll just write one more But this time rules I'll disobey The rules of blessed poetry I'm going to have to throw away ----- Don't tell me the lines I need And stuff Iambic penta thingy If it s...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:34:00 GMT

one for the road

For greener grass and brand new love she left Left behind the treasures of her children I have no hate for her nor ever will The life we choose is what makes it our life --- But answer me a question i...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:27:00 GMT

and another

In darkness hides the thing destroying us Deep within a family torn apart The love that binds will surely be undone When sorrow shows her face can't be denied ------ Temptation must be fough...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:09:00 GMT

fancied a poem

? Is my mind unravelling at a pace Or is my desperation pure and real My mental state is such I must replace The horrors in my life I can not feel ? I wake each morning hoping for such love As hides i...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT

crossed a bridge

Ok so I think I've crossed a mental bridge. I think I'm over it. All my tears are water under the bridge and there ain't gonna be no flooding here baby. I know my current tune is more suitable for my ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:00:00 GMT