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Rules for all girls!!

How to end a date


Female Personality Types

Things To Do in this lifetime

Internet Dating Translations

Definitions and Tips on women.

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My Interests



Things I like:

fructos koolaid
number munchers
colored rabbits
the daily show
white water kyaking
kissing girls
skinny dipping
oreos & real milk
quitting a job you hate
getting a job you love
fudge sundays
new haircuts
talking on the phone
pina coladas
motercycles
french toast
Dancing to (real) techno
Rocky Road Ice Cream
Being good at something you have never done
Jalapeno poppers
Political rallys in defense of liberty
Italian Gelato
A hot shower at the end of a hard days work
girls in high heels
girls with good makeup
eating cookie dough from the tube
blowjobs
chinese food
china town
Ninjas
buddhist temples
unexpected gifts in the mail
being naked
cool wind on a hot day
boston creme donuts
Wearing a suit
Finding money
Hot tubs
Joking around with friends
helping a friend
going to the grove
fashion shows
Fishing
Sushi
Seafood
Bookstore
Cooking
Bubble Tea
Bubble Bath
Waterbed
Tuxedo wearing
New socks
New anything!
New music
Boobs
Sunny side up eggs
Featherbeds
Not being ghetto!
riding in a limo
Sex, lots of sex
Snowboarding
Snorkling
Techno
Toasted Subs
Rare Alkaline Cactus's
Psychoactive Fungi

I'd like to meet:



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Girls,

Are you more than just a pretty face? Do you have more going for yourself than going out? If you are a truly exception woman I might be interested in getting to know you.If you have major baggage, are emotionally unstable, sexually repressed, a gold digger, a dum dum, flakey, or have issues with men.. PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME.

If you are a typical south florida woman, Misrepresent youself, or are just plain boring you will be pointed at and laughed at. If this is you, don't waste your time, I am far too good for you. Honesty, trust and respect are the 3 keys to my time.

I am looking to select a woman based on her beauty, elegance and intelligence. If you have read this far and have some interest, drop me an email. Don't window shop.. I don't bite, well not until the third date.. LOL.

I'm looking for a cool "friendship", what I mean is someone to hang out with, where you can just be yourself, No pressure, No expectations. Just you for you and me for me and lets enjoy where things can go. If I found a woman that is above and beyond the avg. woman in south Florida, then I'de be intrested in seeing where that could lead. If something happens then its meant to be. I don't like to lable any type of relationship early on cause you never know what will happen. I'm a challenge, a bit elusive, fun, vibrant, funny, fun to be with, sarcastic, not afraid to put you in your place or have a little verbal sparring back and forth. I am open minded, a risk-taker who is always up for an adventure.

NO gay dudes! ,

I seriously want you to stop sending me friend requests and messages. I really want you to know that I don't like penis and i don't intend to share mine with you. Its just that the one that is attached to me is more than enough for a lifetime and you should know that Im totaly uninterested. Its flattering and all, like when you walk by a gay bar and get catcalled but it's another thing when your time is getting taken up deleting messages and writing stuff into your profile to try to put a stop to it. Here I tell you what, contact my friend , he might like you.

Techno Barrones,

You know you bitches better be making some bangin shit and sending it to me. Better yet take notes on exactly how you made your shit listing software, hardwear wtf you were smoking and mail it to me.. I also think I should mention to you guys that not enough real techno heads live down here In the 305... What the hell is up with you guys torturing yourself with cold weather up in detroit, chicago, new york, sweden and germany.. Really you fuckers there are alot of trance producers down here in Miami and without enough of you to stab them in the eyes with sporks I have major fears of overpopulation issues. ne way KEEP IT RAW YOU CRACKHEADS.



Music:

hertz, hardcell, mhonolink, johan bacto, adam jay, henrik b, adam beyer, patrik skoog, misstress barbara, rino cerrone, joel mull, cari lekebusch, dj misjah, tim xavier, andrei morant, ben sims, dylan drazen, dustin zahn, ian lehman, valentino kanzayani, marco carola, danilo vigorito, BerettaMusic, DROID, glenn wilson, chris liebing, cristian varela, umek, speedy j, joris voorn, alexander kowalski, richie hawtin, kompakt, Ellen Allien......oh yeah, country music sukkks ass!!!!!!!!!

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Movies:

Comedy

harold and kumar go to white castle
Napoleon Dynamite
team america: world police
half baked
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Science Fiction

minority report
War Of The Worlds
Terminator movies
Resident evil movies
pitch black , chronicals of riddick

Hannibal movies
Jar Head
Casanova
A History Of Violence
V for Vendetta

80's Movies

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
back the future movies

Documentarys

Terror Storm
End Game

Television:



Funny Shows

Curb Your Enthusiasm
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Scrubs
How I Met Your Mother
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Malcolm In The Middle
Reno 911!
Da Ali G Show

Cartoons

American Dad
Robot Chicken
Aqua teen hunger force
Family Guy
Futurama
Happy Tree Friends
King of the Hill
South Park
The Simpsons

Other SHows

Dirty Jobs
Derren Brown
House
MythBusters
Prison Break
Entourage
Smallville
Weeds

Science Fiction

Stargate Atlantis
Eureka!

Heroes:


"Those who sacrifce liberty for security deserve neither."
- Ben Franklin

"Failure of government programs prompts more determined efforts, while the loss of liberty is ignored or rationalized away. Whether it’s the war against poverty, drugs, terrorism, or the current Hitler of the day, an appeal to patriotism is used to convince the people that a little sacrifice of liberty, here and there, is a small price to pay. The results, though, are frightening and will soon become even more so." Ron Paul


"You can't fight city hall." "Death and taxes." "Don't talk about politics or religion." This is all the equivalent of enemy propaganda, rolling across the picket line. "Lay down, GI! Lay down, GI!". We saw it all through the 20th Century. And now on the 21st Century, it's time to stand up and realize, that we should NOT allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. We should not SUBMIT to dehumanization. I don't know about you, but I'm concerned with what's happening in this world. I'm concerned with the structure. I'm concerned with the systems of control. Those that control my life, and those that seek to control it EVEN MORE! I want FREEDOM! That's what I want, and that's what YOU should want! It's up to each and every one of us to turn loose of just some of the greed, the hatred, the envy, and yes, the insecurities, because that is the central mode of control, make us feel pathetic, small, so we'll willingly give up our sovereignty, our liberty, our destiny. We have GOT to realize we're being conditioned on a mass scale. Start challenging this corporate slave state! The 21st Century's gonna be a new century! Not the century of slavery, not the century of lies and issues of no significance, of classism and statism, and all the rest of the modes of control... it's gonna be the age of humankind, standing up for something PURE and something RIGHT! What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it's all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated! The TRUTH is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of LIES! I'm SICK of it, and I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT! DO YA GOT ME? Resistance is NOT futile, we're gonna win this thing, humankind is too good, WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF UNDERACHIEVERS, WE'RE GONNA STAND UP, AND WE'RE GONNA BE HUMAN BEINGS! WE'RE GONNA GET FIRED UP ABOUT THE REAL THINGS, THE THINGS THAT MATTER - CREATIVITY, AND THE *DYNAMIC* *HUMAN* *SPIRIT* THAT REFUSES TO *SUBMIT*! WELL THAT'S IT, that's all I've got to say. It's in your court now - Alex Jones


"A man is but the product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes."
--Mahatma Gandhi
"Whatever you hold in your mind will tend to occur in your life. If you continue to believe as you have always believed, you will continue to act as you have always acted. If you continue to act as you have always acted, you will continue to get what you have always gotten. If you want different results in your life or your work, all you have to do is change your mind." --Anonymous
?I am a star. I?m a star, I?m a star, I?m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.? --Dirk Diggler
Softkey Left softkey Right

My Blog

Things I like

Captin CrunchGolden GramsLasagnaHamburger pieecliarscold pillowsPure soapsOrganic o'sGolden Fleece (REAL MILK)
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST

Simple things I like..

VanillaSweet TeaFull ice cube traysSmoothiesEtheopian Honey WineMaking coolaid with fructoseNumber munchersColored rabbitsDailey ShowWhite water kyaking
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

Internet Dating Translations

I thought I would warn people of some things Ive noticed about girls on the internet... iF sHe tyPes Lyke dIs.   She is probably either 14 or just plain stupid. "a few extra pounds" &nb...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Female Personality Types

PERSONALITY TYPESGuy chicks: Like extreme sports, can kick your ass.Dingbats: Not too bright, dingy.Teenie bopper: Late teens but all into the teen scene.Party girl: Fine as long as you dont try to ge...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST

Things to do in this lifetime.

Run out of gas on makeout lane. When a girl goes to slap me, catch it, dip her and dramatically kiss her. James Bond style hooking up with the chick thats trying to kill you. The han solo style "...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:21:00 PST

Definitions and Tips on women.

Love at first sight :  This is what happens when two horney, yet not entirely picky people meet. Attraction: the act of associateing horneyness with a particular person. Usually when a woman a sa...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:49:00 PST

And you're telling me there's no life on other planets?

check this out; it almost brought tears to my eyes, it was so beautiful. http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/power sof10/index.html  ...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

How to end a date.

"Ever fellate your dad?""Can we watch Shocker?" "Jesus is fucking awesome!""I'm still a pre-op.""I adore roman showers.""hope you've got insurance!""does this look infected"?"Snuff films are great!""c...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:16:00 PST

Facts (.1 - .109)

Facts (#1 - #109) #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water #4 Slugs have 4...
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST

Seriously

Seriously. Get me one of these shirts.  http://www.seriouslyclothing.com
Posted by ··"Brady"·· on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST