Trampa del Hombre

Viking princess, blonde supremicist (I'm only half serious) with a weakness for peckerwood tattooed ex-cons and/or guitar players. I'm 5'11" but always wear big shoes so when I go out I'm usually the tallest person in the place. One time I went to a bar and there must have been a basketball convention going on, because there were all these boys in there that were like 7 feet tall-it was very creepy so I had to leave. I love things that are pink and sparkly and fuzzy. (My guitar is even pink and sparkly) I'm lazy but like kitty cat lazy, not yucky. I usually lie around and spend an unusual amount of time grooming myself. My favorite time of the year is summer, except I hate to be too hot and don't go in the sun without my parasol I got in Chinatown (it's very groovy) the only thing worse than a tan is a farmer's tan. I hate winter because it's very depressing, and I don't like being cold unless I'm sleeping with tons of blankets. The only thing that makes it OK is that it's snuggle weather and I get to wear fur coats!