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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN KLAUS KINSKI HAS RE-ENTERED THE PROVERBIAL BUILDING! IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE I HAVE PROVEN MY SUPERIORITY OVER MY DISCIPLES!! DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND MAKE THE LOVE HAPPEN MY SWEET PUTRID CHILDREN! FOUR HORSEMEN HAVE ARRIVED, THEY ARE ALL NAMED KLAUS KINSKI AND THE NON BELIEVERS ARE FUCKED! DO YOU UNDERSTAND! HOW ABOUT PICKING UP A COPY OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY THEN! IT BETTER START SNOWING HARD IN HERE! SOMEBODY GET ON THAT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU KNOW WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET! SOMEONE WITH A DECENT RACK AND A KILO OR TWO OF THE SNAPPY SHIT! IF YOU SAID WERNER HERZOG YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING WRONG! NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO THAT SAD OLD PRETENTIOUS DOUCHE DRINKER! YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE, ON YOUR KNEES DISCIPLES!!!! ON YOUR FUCKING KNEEES!!

My Blog

BACK IN ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM FAMOUS FOR MY ABILITY TO PROJECT ONSCREEN INTENSITY! NOT ONLY THAT BUT I AM FAMOUS FOR MY ABILITY TO ENDURE A SNOWSTORM OF GARGANTUAN PROPORTIONS WHILE SATISFYING APPROXIMATELY ELEVEN TO TWELVE W...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:56:00 GMT

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

KINSKI IN! MY LOYAL SUBJECTS YOU HAVE FAILED ME! WHERE ARE THE BITCHES AT! THE SOLID GOLD ARMCHAIRS! I ORDERED FIVE CASES OF FUCKING ORANGE FANTA AND THAT SHIT IS M.I.A.! WHERE IS ALL THE FUCKING...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:23:00 GMT

GOD DAMN IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT! GOD DAMN IT! I HAVE JUST RE-READ KLAUS KINSKI UNCUT FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK AND GOD DAMN IT IS THE BEST FUCKING BOOK OF ALL TIME! I HEARD THAT WERNER HERZOG HAS ALSO WRITTEN A BOO...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 11:34:00 GMT

DIE HERZOG DIE!

SCHEISSE! CANNOT POOR KLAUS HAVE ANY SLEEP EVEN IN DEATH? Zat rat fuck bastard Herzog is filming his portion of the "Untitled Soccer Project" on my gravesite vith little people and aging German...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 07:36:00 GMT