She is a Woman! |
She is a Woman! ....If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman....If you don't, you are not a man....If you praise her, she thinks you are lying....If you don't, you are good for nothing....If you agree... Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:02:00 GMT |
Disorder in the American Courts |
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stayin... Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:59:00 GMT |
The Virgin Husband |
A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the ... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:34:00 GMT |
She is a Woman! |
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a man....If you praise her, she thinks you are lying....If you don't, you are good for nothing....If you agree to all her likes, you a... Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:14:00 GMT |
Economics; the Cow factor |
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: ....You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: ....You have 2 cows. The State takes both an... Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:27:00 GMT |
MY FIRST TIME EVER |
MY FIRST TIME EVER
It was my first time ever and I'll never forget. I'd do it again without a single regret. The sky was dark and the moon was high. We were all alone, just she and I.
Her hair... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 05:23:00 GMT |
Politicians and Diapers have one thing in common: Both get dirty |
Politics was honourable like other professions - once. Now politics has been made dishonourable by those people engaged in the profession - the politicians. They have also brought disrepute to the p... Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:25:00 GMT |
Stripped Of Sanity |
A South Asian's humiliation at the New York's Kennedy Airport
As a person of South Asian descent, the odds are always against me at any airport when it comes to security measures and the dread... Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:05:00 GMT |
Which floor would you stop at? |
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products incr... Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
How men get into trouble !!! |
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, " Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied tha... Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:33:00 GMT |