LADIES, IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART...GENTLEMEN, IF YOU HAVE A WEAK CONSTITUTION...CHILDREN IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 20... I BEG YOU, I PLEAD YOU, I IMPLORE YOU TO PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE NOW!! HOWEVER, IF YOU DECIDE TO STAY, YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED...AND TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED, AND TO BE FOREARMED IS TO BE A FREAK....SO, YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME!!!
So, the ABSOLUT-ly Fabulous One has finally arrived with daring courage and intrepid fortitude...with the utmost vim and vigor...and with the usual ABSOLUT Naughtiness, to once again maintain and entertain...to give a measure of pleasure, and bring a smile that runs a mile to all the beautiful women out there. A quick rundown...I am a 32 year old latino male from the Bronx in NY. Quite the normail guy really...awakening each morning to the usual stuff. Putting on my shirt and having my button fall off...picking up my briefcase and having the handle come off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom now!!! Or, taking a viagra in the morning and having it get stuck in my throat, to then have a "stiff" neck all day long!! Ahhh yes, I live for these joyous occasions. Like having all these beautiful women just love tot alk to me during sex...just the other day, one called me from the Hotel!!! Let me tell you, there's nothing like that first prozac in the morning. Makes it kind of difficult to pronounce words like "pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis" or "antitransubstantiationalist" or floccinaucinihilipilification." But...I try. If this isn't a normal, typical day, I don't know what is!!!
Before I scare anyone off...this is but entertainment. Basically, I am a down to earth kind of guy that loves to have fun and make people laugh. Wanna know anything else...just ask away.
