nich

i enjoy randomness. if you want to do something, i prefer that you ask in the moment. planning ahead is over-rated. traveling is rad. if i were anyone on seinfeld i would like to say that i'm kramer... but odds are i'm really mr. kruger. i'll take it. i had to ask my teacher's assistance in zipping up my fly until i was in the 3rd grade. i hated sweet tea up until 3 months ago. i am fully aware that chik-fil-a is Jesus' chicken, but i still find myself saying it's name when asked where i want to eat on sundays. i call my mom everyday, even on sundays. i never get to sleep in late, not even on sundays. if i was forced to have a child, i'd prefer that it was a boy. i'd name him doctor... it would save him years of work. i'm sure you have a cursed building somewhere in your hometown. you know the one that causes every business that inhabits it to fail. in cape coral it's the old dairy queen. (rest in peace shrimp shack) i rather take the scenic route. when i'm hungry i get irrational. i tried atkins diet once. it lasted for a day. my head hurt. if i owned an auto garage i would name it 'mike and the mechanics' we would only work on 80's cars. my friend labri has always claimed to have known a girl in highschool by the name of (spelled phonetically) shy-theed. but actually spelled: shithead. i never believed her until i was in california and overheard a tour-group leader asking where shithead was. i raised my hand. i have to admit that sometimes i just sit in front of my computer, with the vastness of the internet at my disposal, and not have a clue where to go or what to do... that is to say, i am a poor web surfer. if i could go back and do it all over, i would have taken twins to prom. i am a terrific cook, but i love eating pasta and butter more than anything. i had one bike growing up. my mother kept it in her trunk. (she was a bit protective) i can't put anything in my trunk to this day.