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Patty Poo Pants

If I offend you....good.

About Me


I love my family, I love my ho's and I love eating. I love beer, especially cherry wheat and I love my delicious hunk. I love sleeping and tanning and I worship hockey, Keith Urban and Bill O Reilly. I can't stand those fucking idiot peta people who need to fight for more important issues like breast cancer. Hate them all. I am a t.v. addict and I love to cook. I can't stand that fat slob rosie o donnell, oprahs fat ass is racist, and they should not be considered heroes. And don't like eating by kids in a restaurant, how about kid free places? I dont like when people bring their pets into stores either, leave them at home. I am a professional beer drinker and smoker. I love living in the south and my cat meow. I am a horrible dancer but love it and can't sing for shit but love some karaoke. I think Ellen Degeneres is the greatest woman on earth besides my mom and I love cleaning, ocd maybe? I love being in love and I am so thankful my life turned out the way it has. And I would never turn down a pop tart, love them, need them to survive. So send some to me.

My Interests

HOCKEY. Food. Sexcapades. Dancing for tips. Shopping at Target. Hangin out with my bitches. Sleeping. Drinking Abita Strawberry Ale. Sitting on my porch with my man and our cat meow.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.....especially the ladies. Yum. Oh, and Wings fans. BEST EVER

Music:

PAPER ALLIGATOR, Brand New, Barry Manilow, The Monkees, Brad Paisley, Avril, Michael Buble, Frank Sinatra, The Bangles, Fenix TX, Unwritten Law, Heather Nova, Saves The Day, Jefferson Starship, New Kids On The Block,Alan Jackson, Dogs Eye View, Third Eye Blind, Men At Work, The Outfield, The Cure, New Found Glory, James Taylor, John Denver, One Republic, Something for Rockets, Boston, Motion City Soundtrack, Diamond Rio, The Pretenders, The Sundays, George Strait, Keith Urban, Jimmy Buffett, Earth Wind and Fire, Carrie Underwood, Kenny Loggins, Huey Lewis and the News, The Temptations, The Carpenters, Journey, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Kelly Clarkson, Lonestar, Chicken Nuggets.

Movies:

Slap Shot, The Other Sister, Steel Magnolias, Tommy Boy, Josie and the Pussycats, Pulp Fiction, Swingers, Shrek, West Side Story, Fried Green Tomatos, Spinal Tap, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Dazed and Confused, Mean Girls, The Notebook, Saw, March of the Penguins, Reservoir Dogs, Simon Birch, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Ski Patrol, Strange Brew, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Anchorman, Princess Bride, Not Another Teen Movie, Love Actually, About A Boy, Brady Bunch Movie, Footloose, Sixteen Candles, Grease, Mystic Pizza, Brave Little Toaster, Shag, Life as a House. And of corse the greatest movie of all time, Shopgirl.

Television:

The Wonder Years, Americas Next Top Model, Desperate Housewives, Sarah Silverman Show, Bill O Reilly, Fox News, Project Runway, Workout, Paradise City, ESPN, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I Love New York, Real Housewives of Orange County(minus Jo), Deadliest Catch, Cold Pizza, Nip Tuck, Full House, The Soup, Taxi, porn.

Books:

Anything by Bill O Reilly. And I love Elizabeth Berg. Dean Koontz..the man.

Heroes:

Republicans, Ellen Degeneres, My parents, My sister Liz...she's Hot! Penguins, The Detroit Red Wings, Dane hot ass Cook, Sarah Silverman, David Spade, anyone willing to kill Rosie O Donnell. John Denver. Steve Yzerman, the greatest man to walk the planetYah * My Boyfriend ***