Proud Pappa |
His son in the 7th grade came home from school one day with the oddest smile on his face. His father kept asking him why he was so happy. Finally he told him. Well dad, he said, I had sex with the tea...
Posted by Chew Toy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST |
Oh Shit |
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. "What the ...
Posted by Chew Toy on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST |
The pharmacist |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the wor...
Posted by Chew Toy on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST |
Screw or Swim |
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I wa...
Posted by Chew Toy on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST |
Cow |
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The ...
Posted by Chew Toy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Pesticide |
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you w...
Posted by Chew Toy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST |
Q & A |
Q. What's green & smells like pork?
A. Kermit's finger!
Posted by Chew Toy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST |
Two Condoms |
So two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one says to the other "hey want to get shit faced?"
Posted by Chew Toy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST |
Jumpy Cab Driver |
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just ...
Posted by Chew Toy on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST |
Bad Day |
So, you think you've got it bad? ...
Posted by Chew Toy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST |
