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Bitter Born

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muses, gurus, starving artists

My Blog

Funny what can happen when you don’t expect it

  Things can change. A week ago today we were on a fun filled, freezing motorcycle experience. An adventure that would not have been possible without duct tape. Today one week later I am looking ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Lessons learned... 25 years of riding

 I wouldn’t call myself an excellent rider. I would call myself seasoned or experienced, and when I am feeling generous about myself, I may even go as far to call myself above average. I wi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:02:00 GMT

I want to watch! (real Craigslist ad)

Bowling Balls. NO MATTER WEIGHT OR CRACKS - $5 Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-03-15, 12:08PM CDTI GOT A CANNON AND NEED BOWLING BALLS TO SHOOT OUT OF IT. NO JOKE. 3 TO 5 BUCKS PER ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:24:00 GMT

If youre gay and you know it... Clap Your Hands!

 If you're gay and you know it clap your hands, CUZ I'M APLAUDING! At the very least I am booing Sally Kern Sally Kern is a bigoted, egotistical, hate mongering, holier than thou excuse for a hu...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Cheap Religion (Short Fiction)

  No need to travel to Tibet. No expensive plane tickets, no expedition gear, no week long trek up some nameless snow capped mountain. There were cheaper more practical ways to learn the spiritua...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Bookstore Thursday (quick and "dirty" story)

  As a child every monster had teeth. The teeth would be sharp and jagged, possibly stained with the decaying bits of past victims, but in her imagination those stains looked convincingly like th...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Writing on the cheap

The mattress mate is a computer hog.  Rather than silently sitting next to me, (preferably nude) she demands equal time and access to electrical entertainment.  By equal access of course I m...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 16:51:00 GMT

Youve come a long ways baby

You've come a long way baby&&   The tag line is from numerous Virginia Slims ads targeting women as the new smoker.  The ads espoused the femininity of smaller slender cigarettes so unlike ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:28:00 GMT

My Debit Card is hangin with the wrong crowd "WARNING!"

As all good mystery/tragedies should, this one started in the dark admist thunder and lightning.  Parked under a gas station awning my first warning was the green letters on the pump instructing ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:45:00 GMT

Grandmothers Hothouse

Grandmother has always been drab too me.  Never one given to displays of affection she is much more critical than compassionate. As a child I cannot remember her hugging or tousling hair or even ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:13:00 GMT