The TRUE Story of the Origin of the Hired Geeks. |
While lying on his back at the local asian massage parlor in the midst of what was indeed a VERY happy ending, Josh Curtis had an epiphany of epic proportions. He had epiphanies 4 or 5 times a ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:57:00 GMT |
Carls Last Quote of the Day (Part 3) |
Carl doesn't know how right Carl is sometimes."Effective communication is the number one problem... with alot of... stuff that goes on. Effective communication."Carl explains why she doesn't know Span...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
Carls Last Quote of the Day (Part 2) |
Carl shares office decoration tips."We should get like uh... like a something."Much like a prepubescent boy drinking Pepsis and watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on a Friday night, Carl believ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:31:00 GMT |
Carls Last Quote of the Day (Part 1) |
Carl may or may not have scanned or tried to scan today.Boss Lady: "Did you scan anything today?"Carl: "Yeah... I couldn't... I tried and it wouldn't let me... ...I didn't scan anything today."Carl's ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:12:00 GMT |
Carl Gets Fired |
Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, Carl was fired today. This, of course, means that this little hobby of mine has to come to an end. In retrospect, I should have had a camera on her all day to catc...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:09:00 GMT |
Carls Quote of the Day 12/13/2007 |
Carl's mom's boss (twice removed) apparently inforced a strict ban on Boston Market. "My mom said 'We just found out our boss's supervisor's boss is quitting. Now the company is buying everyone Boston...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
Carls Quote of the Day 12/12/2007 |
Carl brings up a television show in order to discuss a specific scene in a different, though vaguely related, television show. Her objective being to either annoy and/or confuse Fil in a possibly calc...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:36:00 GMT |
Carl’s Quote of the Day 12/11/2007 |
Carl embraces irony."I forgot I was the confused one that day."
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
Carl’s Quote of the Day 12/10/2007 |
Carl wonders if they are going across the street after work."Are they going across the street after work again? Because I just heard someone say they were going across the street after work."
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:49:00 GMT |
Carl’s (Most Disturbing) Quote of the Day 12/7/2007 |
Carl discusses ideas for food day (office potluck party)."I'm going to make a Phillip sandwich. What comes on a Phillip sandwich? Just what I said, Phillip comes on the sandwich."
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
