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Anthony

About Me

What do you want to know? That I'm a self depricating asshole that works in taxes (not for long though I hope), who hates everything. Fine. Not really, I can think of a thing or two I don't hate... ummm... give me a minute... seriously, I'm sure there's something.... I'll have to get back to you on this... :..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anthony "There is no mafia" Turchiano
Birthday: 8-4-79
Birthplace: san francisco
Current Location: bumble fuck va...
Eye Color: Brownish green (is that hazel?)
Hair Color: black
Height: tell people i'm 5'9" but i'm actually 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm a righty, very boring i know
Your Heritage: italian/german... i pretty much hate everyone
The Shoes You Wore Today: i prefer sandals, but i'm at work and had to wear dress shoes
Your Weakness: women, i let them walk all over me
Your Fears: dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple, mmmmm hawiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: new employment, beni's included
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use im...
Thoughts First Waking Up: another day? damn...
Your Best Physical Feature: "magic fingers"
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: no difference to me
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds for the fries, burger king for the burgers
Single or Group Dates: i don't really date... not much of a ladies man it would appear
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: it's brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: the swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: so long as it's not decalf
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: what a dumb question, yes
Have you Been in Love: a few times, yeah
Do you want to go to College: took a few classes... may take a few more sometime
Do you want to get Married: I barely know you...
Do you belive in yourself: yes, i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not particularly
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha! yeah something like that, if it's edible i'll eat it... if it's gonna get me drunk, i'll drink it...
Do you get along with your Parents: they're ok in my book
Do you like Thunderstorms: i suppose
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes.... wait a min... are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again, thanks for reminding me of what a loser i am
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not for anything other than the movie theatre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, to tell the truth i can't remember the last time i've enjoyed an oreo.... mmmm creamy white center....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: you kinda have to be in a relationship to get dumped... thanks again for reaffirming my loser status
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too damn cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, i have this compulsive disorder... everytime i go to a chipotle, i have to steal a bottle of tobasco... i have piles of the shit at home...
Ever been Drunk: yeah, my name's drunktony
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no, but i'm probably due a good ass-kicking
Ever Shoplifted: yeah...
How do you want to Die: on film performing a stunt
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a stuntman
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue?
Favourite Hair Color: so long as she isn't bald
Short or Long Hair: see above answer
Height: whatever, so long as she's proportioned correctly
Weight: see answer above
Best Clothing Style: causual
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno a few i suppose
Number of CDs I own: used to have some 300+ until i had my book stolen, now i listen to the radio
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0, but am hoping to change that soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: can't count that high...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Black(he rocks!!!) John Belushi(if he were still around)... Bill Murray! He's my inspiration.
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Gogol Bordello - American Wedding
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My Blog

haven’t ranted in awhile... online that is

Lets just get right into it, what do you say? No time to waste on formalities. 1. my birthday- need I remind people of how big an asshole I am? Seriously, I spent a greater portion of the day drinking...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:53:00 GMT

work sucks...

...then, god willing, you die.   i really haven't got much else positive to say. although, i suppose that the quote "work sucks then, god willing, you die" isn't very positive, but we aren't he...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:40:00 GMT

romance and a silver jacketed antidepressant to the back of the skull

life is just one trainwreck after another, but it's always been, so why start bitchin now? in the wake of the last 8 or 9 months or so, i'm realizing this more and more, or maybe again, i think. thing...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:52:00 GMT

the end is near...

i may never pay taxes again.... i'm banking on the 2012 theory these days. there is a sect of people out there that believe that due to the end of the mayan calendar (12.21.2012 or 12/21/12) the end o...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 13:07:00 GMT

it’s been awhile, plenty 2 bitch about

to start, things as of lately haven't been all rainbows, ice cream and puppy dogs. that's just the reality of life. things are bound to get fucked now and again. the constant struggles one must face t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 15:37:00 GMT

I’m a blog

..>   I'm a "Blog" the rules:Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 peop...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:03:00 GMT

you wanna pick me up...?

first and foremost. i've ordered the part for my car, and (if all goes accordingly) we should be up and running properly by the new year. i'd like that to be by christmas, but i'm not gonna hold my br...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:17:00 GMT

thanksgiving for the books

this is a day late because by the time i got in front of the computer yesterday i was far too drunk to talk, much less type.... -so, to start, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. yesterday was unlike any o...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:07:00 GMT

so, an irishman, a wop, and a bassist go to atlantic city...

...along with some guy that looks a little pale all the time and a pro wrestler.   I'm back, a bit richer than I was when I left. That's monetarily and life-experience wise as well. After Ci...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:02:00 GMT

joe is a douchebag

first and forwemost, fuck you joe. you're an irish prick, and you always will be.   so here we ar3e. i'm wasted. another   week, and another set of issues (as much as i may or may...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:16:00 GMT