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Cassius Clay

About Me

faster than a speeding Emmitt Smith, more powerful than a DART train, able to leap the Longhorn Ballroom in a single bound

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis

My Blog

Trip: Long, strange

Well, what a strange summer and fall it's been!I was wrong about the election, praise Elvis. The Packyderms were hampered by a poor presentation of McCain (while IMO he's a mass murderer, he's also be...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Way 2 go dock workers

Three cheers for the west coast longshoremen who shut down the ports on May Day. I think we all need a little more "genuine defiance" around here.
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:00 GMT

FREE WESLEY SNIPES

Wesley Snipes is the latest victim of Irwin R. Scheyster. They're making an example out of him.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Fuck pik em!

Well, I didn’t do too bad at mania, even though my picks were pretty obvious. I jinxed the Longhorns (actually they were destroyed by a much better Memphis team), and probably jinxed the Mavs ou...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Weekend pikem

I’m in a pikem mood this week, with Wrestlemania 24 around the corner. I’m predicting all kinds of things: the Mavericks will finish with 52 wins, making the playoffs. Texas will beat Stan...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Republicans will win in November

... because the Republican voters are united in their fear and hatred of blacks and women, and the Democrats are divided by their fear of the same.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:01:00 GMT

10 favorite video games ever

Street Fighter II, Final Fantasy 7, Super Mario World, Mike Tyson Punchout, Smackdown vs. Raw, Tecmo Bowl, Chrono Trigger, Spider-man 2, NBA Jam, Rad Racer
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Awesome, awesome Clinton propaganda

Johnny Canales has endorsed Hillary. Hear the greatest radio spot ever here. I don't care that it's all lies.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:33:00 GMT

The dumbest sports arena name

... is the Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Arizona. Logical name for the web site, tho. If you're gonna be jobbing to The Man, try Jobing.com.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Zombie titties

How fucked up are we, America? I can turn on CBS and see "a disturbingly grisly procedural in which murder victims are rendered into gorgeously art-directed gore," but not living titties. Where are ou...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:20:00 GMT