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Stillborn Sexhounds

About Me

Deep within the earth crust a race of mongoloidian metalheads feasted upon cakey pastries and baked goods. Spooney mcgristle the leader of these mongoloids called upon his right hand man PornRoth Mcburgenflutter to start an uprising against homosapien Homometal by creating the most asskicking shitty kicker of ass metal band the surface world has ever known. Disguising themselves as homeless homosapiens the stillborn sexhounds were born. They lurk the alleyway's, brothels and local garbage dumps of Staten Island with their homosapien allies Coryadam nokturn (whom they met beating bitches in an alleyway with a ceramic dildo) and Klemadiddlehopper (found sitting in a puddle of piss eating a pastrami sandwich). Klems jewy ability to panhandle and screw people out of money made him a shoe in to join the Stillborn Sexhounds (For jews are subhuman and so are the Stillborn Sexhounds). So now the stillborn sexhounds guard the alleys and smut shops of Staten Island while continuing their quest to impregnate the surface sapiens with their mongoloid subhuman seed. Long live the Stillborn sexhounds, Long live Mongoloid Metal.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/06/2005
Band Members:
Spooney Mcgristle Aka Twisty Mcfisty - Guitars, Vox, Drums, Bongos, Rape, Dead Bitch Analingus, Panhandling

PornRoth Burgenflutter - Screams, Spinkicks, Baked Goods and Chainsaws, Collecting cans

Coryadam Nokturn - Session Xylophone, Beating bitches with a ceramic cock

P "Mother fucking" Griddy - Session Skin Flute and Alcoholic

Don Clusterfuck - Circumcision, Drum Programming, Big ass headism

Mctubbs - Axegrinder, Anal Destrukkktor, Sneaky Sperm Shooter.

Colonel Cumbubbles, The Druid Of Doo Doo Fleck - Master of Doo Doo Fleck, Gravity Blasts, P Griddy's girlfriend lookalike, Beer Connoisseur, two in the pink one in the stink
Influences: Amoebic Dysentery, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Charles Bronson, Macho man Randy Savage, xxx Maniak, Gonkulator, Squash Bowels, Last Days Of humanity, Macabre, Desexult, Deathstrike, Ben wa Baby heads, Scum Bitch, LENNY!, Kung Fu Rick, Real Reggae, Melt Banana, Fraggle Rock, Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble, Mongoloid Metal, Frank Zappa, The Boston Boxed Set, Mr. T., Mc Hammer, Anal Mullet, All your Base Are Belong to Us!!, Dopplegangers, Group X, Schfifty Five, Fourteenteen, Scheven, Swiggidy Swah Schfifty five, Ira Zornberg, Pee Wee herman, The Mentors, El duce, Gecko the Powerful, The Land Before Time 2, Gorenography, Meatshits, Scum Bitch, Beer, Gehennah, Scatvomit, That broad with the nice ass in gym that makes me wanna shove my face betwixed her bottocks and go "Brrrrrrrrrrbbbbrrrrrdddbbt" and Deathlehem
Sounds Like: Some bored dude in his room making bad two riffed pseudogrinddm songs with a shitty drum machine and a computer mic.
Record Label: Unknown Indie
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

New Stillborn Sexhounds Member!!!!!!!

Ahoy Humanoid Scum! We at the Stillborn Sexhounds would like take this opportunity to inform to you, The Scum, that we have found another among you disgusting, foul creatures vile and offensively foul...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:24:00 GMT