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Manure is Maganda

You know when I'm down to my socks it's Business Time that's why they call them Business Socks. OOOH

About Me


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Time traveling is cute in theory,
But the strains on the muscles cause entropy.
The future endeavor showed the past in the essence
I could see clearly what will happen in the past tense,
And loneliness, the angry companion
Stays loyal as calendars turn years expanding
Gaps of metaphysical supernovas
The pain hungover,
I’m left more useless than a suburban Landrover.
The continuum preserves the status quo,
What’s past is present, the future – the same flow,
an out of body board experience so intense,
surfing waves of minutes to eras of distance.
This instance of emotional indifference,
Magnifies salutations of romance resistence.
What I do, what it be, what is true,
Opening the flew in attempts to undo
Repeated images glancing at the point of the cusp,
Mr. Neverwas birthed in response to erupt, it was
I opening, the softening of fabric snuggle
The barriers down commencing trouble,
The miniscule focused and magnified like hubble,
Cleared rooms, ending shows bursting bubbles
Repeatedly, a re-occuring pattern enjoyed sadistically,
Failure after failure of significance statistically,
Hyperbole finding no end, caricatures always bend
Vision to see the truth in the messages sent,
Mr. Neverwas, not a pseudonym, but a destiny
Because all the hope upon hope will be the end of me.
I’m done. Never been the one, never will I,
So end the masquerade, the cheer, never rely
On a bottle of lightning and simple random samples,
Even if they’re ample, there’s no sense in getting tangled.
- Mr. Neverwas Orwillbe
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." - Bryan Fantana
"I've had it with this dump! We got no food. We got no jobs. OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" - Lloyd Christmas
"Yo, the education of the Lon-chicka-Lonnie Lynn
Began, began with time
Bein my bloodline is one with the divine
In time brotha, you will discover the light
Some say that God is Black and the Devil's White
Well, the Devil is wrong and God is what's right
I fight, with myself in the ring of doubt and fear
The rain ain't gone, but I can still see clear
As a child, given religion with no answer to why
Just told believe in Jesus cuz for me he did die
Curiosity killed the catechism
Understanding and wisdom became the rhythm that I played to
And became a slave to master self
A rich man is one with knowledge, happiness and his health
My mind had dealt with the books of Zen, Tao the lessons
Koran and the Bible, to me they all vital
And got truth within 'em, gotta read them boys
You just can't skim 'em, different branches of belief
But one root that stem 'em, but people of the venom try to trim 'em
And use religion as an emblem
When it should be a natural way of life
Who am I or they to say to whom you pray ain't right
That's who got you doin right and got you this far
Whether you say "in Jesus name" or Hum do Allah
Long as you know it's a bein' that's supreme to you
You let that show towards others in the things you do
Cuz when the trumpets blowin, 24 elders surround the throne
Only 144,000 gon get home
Only 144,000 gon get home
Only 144,000 gon get it baby"
- Common "G.O.D. Gaining One's Definition"
05.10.06 KEYSTYLE in the vain of the MKNEWSGROUP
clock still ticking, fools politicking,
sittin on my ass but not even shittin'
wittin' with some keyboard taps,
world never knowing if they'll see more raps
with a message - hearts still severed
hard to hope for the future
when the present's so shattered -
like windows - our reflections sorta faded
like every thursday night when i still MK'ed it,
living life dead, zombie muthafuckas on arrival
tearing off our limbs as a sign of survival
the sands of the hourglass slip away in a flurry
it's blurry, time'll be up if we don't hurry
no delorean, no doc, no mcfly,
no sense to go back if the future's all lies,
sitting idle by, is it nature we defy -
if we never live, then do we qualify to die?
- rebeleffin4ce
resistance - a journey
speak rhythm, is it in him, fighting with the isms
streak heatin, image feedin, sweatin with the system
will his conscience beat the nonsense to embrace the wisdom,
or will his slippin, increase the inches to reinforce resistance.
on beat, lyricism, emanates like burning incense
intense, the feelings in him, wishin for good riddance,
but integrity is begging he, open eyes without the sun lens,
resistance re-emerges leaving hope a fallen victim.
he steps again toward baited scent like coffee in the morning
his dreams are spent, like monthly rent for chance of self-atoning
but the question risen, how to break conditions when the spirit breathes with groaning,
what's the price, like vincent, to break resistance, at each given instance?
hearts listen when the eyes can glisten when souls combine their visions,
he accepts his mission, to break his system of the isms that defeat him. with this decision
the rhyme scheme breaks from monotony, to the freedom of philosphy
that's the loving of the learning, the embracing of the yearning
it's the reason why he persists:
the redefining of resist.
- rebel4ce 12.13.06
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Green Lantern 70% Superman 70% Iron Man 60% The Flash 60% Robin 55% Batman 55% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 40% Hulk 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

"And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer. let it be."
LET IT BE - The Beatles

"resist! are you an actor or activist? it's more than your right to resist. refuse til the government admits. take a risk. raise your fist. unite people's army enlist. rebel music transmit like this. proving that the movement exists. realize that you're the catalyst. refuse!" - RESIST - lifesavas

I'd like to meet:


Like Harriet told Matt (on Studio 60), "Knock my socks off".

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend" - Mitch aka The Godfather

"Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy." - The Public News Team leader

Bacio Cafe is now open for your caffeine pleasure!

It's right in front of the Box Office at the Century Theatres on 3rd and B Street (the other side of the courtyard from Tres Amigos).

Here's the address: 220 Main St. San Mateo, CA 94402

Just park either on 3rd Ave or B Street.

The Coffee's good. And go get lunch. They serve Paninis!


"Well Ive been waiting, waiting here so long But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, ooh now I know She has a built in ability To take everything she sees And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart.Well I dont really know her, I only know her name But she crawls under your skin, youre never quite the same, and now i Know Shes got something you just cant trust Its something mysterious And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart.She dont like losing, to her its still a game And though she will mess up your life, Youll want her just the same, and now I know She has a built in ability To take everything she sees And now it seems Ive fallen, fallen for her.She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart.She seems to have an invisible touch..." - Yung Thug Phil (Collins)

"Yo, I need a gangsta bitch; she don't sleep and she don't play Stickin up girls from around the fuckin way Strapped but lovable, hateful but huggable Always in trouble and definitely fuckable See her now, booms and pounds, she's mine friend Puffin on a blunt, sippin on a Heineken She's got charm, a firearm to match mine Goin to the movies packin his and her nine's Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather On Valentine's Day, doin stick-ups together No one to blame, no shame in her game And when we fuck she makes me scream out her name She's not petty, confidant, ready Right for late night, we play fight with machetes This goes out to all the gangsta hoe pros Give me a ghetto girl, fuck a Soul Train hoe. She likes to party with her posse and drink beer Pour a little bit out for the sisters who ain't here She's not the one, player you might get done Her idea of fun's takin her son shoppin for a gun Likes to dress to impress, quick to attack When your punk-ass boys run, you know she's got your back In a Benz with her friends, aiyyo Jeep kid Drivin down the street pumpin, "Apache you ain't shit!" Snappin on niggaz, takin no shorts Sittin on a porch, pullin on a Newport Minds her business, knows cause she hears things Fat herringbone and diamond studded earrings She's a thoroughbred, walks and talks with class Try to get fast, she just might slap your ass Come meet my moms, but the two might not click Parents just don't understand.. I had a church girl, quiet girl, one girl was rich The most memorable girl was a gangsta bitch We went out a lot, sometimes we dressed the same Lickin shots in the park and had pet names I called her 'Dollars' cause that's what she liked to spend She called me 'Diamond' cause my dick was her best friend If you owed her dough, then you had to pay Bought her an AK for her 21st birthday We packed up and shacked up, didn't need a job Engaged to a criminal and married to the mob I gave MC's injuries and beat 'em down While she's, pickin up ki's, from Uptown Sad to say one day got caught out there I shed tears when the judge said five years She's gone now so it's time to make my switch So who'll be my next gangsta bitch?

Music:

everything cool enough for the anti-mainstream culturalists and the pop-cultural whores aka whatever the fk I feel like listening to. Nas, Apathy, The Temptations, Stevie, Green Day, Bon Jovi, 2pac, Musicals, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, bay stuff, Outkast, Murs, Slug, Grouch, The Game, The Shins, Alicia, John Legend, Common, early hiero, dj premier, marvin gaye, pete rock, 9th wonder, eric b and rakim, the young public enemy, dead prez, acdc, silly WB soundtracks, garden state soundtrack, miles davis, john coltrane, ray charles, atcq, etc.

this was supposed to be the cover of my first cd. Oh wait, I have no musical talent.

"Give Me Novacaine"Take away the sensation inside Bitter sweet migraine in my head Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind I can't take this feeling anymoreDrain the pressure from the swelling, This sensations overwhelming, Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright Tell me that I won't feel a thing So give me NovacaineOut of body and out of mind Kiss the demons out of my dreams I get the funny feeling, that’s alright Jimmy says it's better than here, I’ll tell you whatDrain the pressure from the swelling, This sensations overwhelming, Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright Tell me that I won't feel a thing, So give me NovacaineOh NovacaineDrain the pressure from the swelling, This sensations overwhelming Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing, So give me Novacaine

Movies:

Kill Bill, X2, High Fidelity, Se7en, Glory, Remember the Titans, Swingers, Oceans 11, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine, Garden State, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Anchorman, Empire Strikes Back, and more.
This reminds me of a joke. This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the Bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you Three- Hundred dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single solitary drop." The Bartender says.. now one more time this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Your trying to tell me you're gonna bet me Three-Hundred dollars that YOU can piss standing over here waaay over there, into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" The guy looks up smiling and says, "That's right." The Bartender says, "Young man you gotta bet!" The guy says, "O.K. here we go, here we go." He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. And then 'SWOOOSH' . He let's it rip! And he's ..he's pissin' all over the place, man! He's pissin' on the bar.. he's pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone.. on the Bartender.. He's pissing Everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass!! Right. O.K. So, Bartender, He's laughing his fucking ass off, he's Three-Hundred dollars richer. He's like, "Ha Ha Ha Ha." Piss drippin' off his face. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" He says, "You FUCKIN' idiot, man. You pissed on everything EXCEPT the glass!! You owe me Three-Hundred dollars punta." And he goes, "Excuse me, just one, one second." Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them... Comes back to the bar and goes, "Here you go Mr. Bartender, three." And the Bartenders like, "WHAT the fuck are you so happy about, you just lost Three-Hundred dollars you idiot?!" The guy says, "Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them Five-Hundred dollars a PIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not mad about it...... you'd be happy..."

Television:

BSG! (frak me? FRAK YOU!), lost, bones, alias, ghost hunters, scrubs, deadwood, veronica mars, smallville, entourage, 30 Rock, flight of the conchords, ken burns' civil war, how i met your mother, heroes, friends, Planet Earth, A's baseball, W's basketball, 49er football, the real world, the real world road rules challenge, commercials in HD...

Books:

the alchemist, tuesday's with morrie, all my social work books (jk). and geekness: The Outsiders (Nightwing not Ponyboy), Birds of Prey, Astonishing X-men, Runaways, Young Avengers. Team books rule! Favorite columnists: Bill Simmons, Tim Goodman, Stephen Grant, Erik Larsen (yes, the Savage Dragon guy).

Heroes:

my moms and pops.

My Blog

boredom

boredom in a time of -i don't want to do no stinkin survey -clean slated nothingness.winks gone astray,hello's runawayinto a darker abyss than a sinkholein an outer universe.nothing is nothing.period....
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

cheesetastic

"What if i told you I could write you a poem that rhymed, that you take home and read before you went to sleep, and get you all warm and cuddly?  Would that be something you might be interested i...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

weekend crushes

All I got are weekend crushes.A few weeks ago was the long term innocent one.. she just makes me smile.Last week was the hot second basewoman.  Dayamn.But this weekend... no one.  Well, Frid...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST

circa 3/13/03: changing the [educational] system

I knew I wrote this. Glad I found it. Glad I'm at Jeff this year trying to live up to my words:change the system:.. schools need to become cultural centers of the community; become the foundation of...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:02:00 PST

circa 1999-2000: Same Game

I read some of my old shit and I usually reflect on the emotions anchoring the writing.  Usually, I'm bewildered by the badness of the writing, but still amused by the honesty of it.  Anyway...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

Struggling

I don't elevate my fistOr carry a picket sign.I've even lost schemes to my rhymes,And my feel for the times,But please don't regard meAs a fallen member of the people's army.When once these words were...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

where does he go

Where does he go,The writer who no longer writes.When he once was called prolific,He is now just silenced.Muted.Blank.  Slated.Where does he go when writing, who was his soulmate,His true love, his mi...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

Softball weekend

I have a slightly bruised left knee. I also think I may have pulled a groin muscle (I'm hoping it was more of a cramp)... (but I think it's a pull.) I also was the last out.. the rally killer in our...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

RIP CIVIC: An Ode to Lisa Mac-Rock’s Little Civic

RIP: CIVICYou Never Left Me Alone those nightswhen Jack in the Box and Woodland Mall Target felt right.I wanted you to be my N... when I still foolishly used that word,before I learned its downfall,be...
Posted by Manure is Maganda on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

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Posted by Manure is Maganda on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST