Cartoons, Dancing, to which I apply schools of thought from The Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow, Will Smith, and Kermit the Frog. Aviator Sunglasses, Breakfast Cereals, French Toast, Star Wars, The Beatles, Taco Bell, Toys, Drawing Comics, Making Movies, swimming, Mary Jane, Trampolining, Karate, Nintendo, Wookie Fur coats, The Lost City of Atlantis, Rutabaga, driving, french kissing, Kowalski, beards, comedy, feng shui, and most of all Fonzie
I'd like to meet:
Flight of the Conchords
Arnold Schwarzenegger
David Bowie
Christopher Walken
Space Ghost
Music:
The Beatles, mc chris, David Bowie, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Beck, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Gorillaz, Bob Dylan, Donovan, Flight of The Conchords, Queen, Tenacious D, The Cars, Foreigner, Steve Miller, Journey, Van Morrison, The Rolling Stones, Kanye West, Wolfmother, The B-Sharps, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, The B-52s, Atom & His Package, The Faint, Motion City Soundtrack, Crosby Stills and Nash, The Killers, Tommy Tutone, Rush, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Outkast, Modest Mouse, Electric Light Orchestra, Neil Young, Huey Lewis, Eric Clapton, The White Stripes, The Kinks, Michael Jackson, Paul Simon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Meatloaf, Alice Cooper, Diddy, Duran Duran, The Clash, The Ramones, Men Without Hats, Otis Redding, Fats Domino, Billy Idol
Movies:
The Original Star Wars Trilogy, The Big Lebowski, Back to the Future, Transformers, Clerks, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Jingle All the Way, Sin City, Brick, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nacho Libre, SuperBad, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Departed, Batman Begins, Big Fish, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Breakfast Club, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Blades of Glory, Hot Fuzz, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Little Miss Sunshine, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro, Sideways, Yellow Submarine, The Terminator, T2, Ghostbusters, Chasing Amy, American Beauty, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pulp Fiction, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, Batman(1989), The Sandlot, Reservoir Dogs, Blades of Glory, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Lord of the Rings, Wayne's World 1&2, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Young Frankenstein, Predator, A Goofy Movie, anything with Ernest in it, X-Men, X2, X3, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Spiderman 3, Catch Me If You Can, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Aladdin, Broken Flowers, Sixteen Candles, V for Vendetta, Groundhog Day, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Incredibles, Pretty in Pink, Dogma, I Robot, The Brave Little Toaster, Dude Where's My Car?, Click, UHF, Toy Story 1&2, Strange Brew, Last Action Hero
Television:
Seinfeld, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, South Park, The Office (British and American), The Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Spaced, Family Guy, That 70s Show, Batman: The Animated Series, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Lupin the 3rd, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Star Trek, Boy Meets World, Entourage, Futurama, Chappelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sealab 2021, Cowboy Bebop, Pete and Pete, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Upright Citizens Brigade, Beast Wars, Kids in the Hall, Batman(Adam West), Doug, Transformers, Cheers, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Wonder Years, Happy Days
Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Breakfast of Champions, The Rum Diary, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sirens of Titan, Cat's Cradle, Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis, Catcher in the Rye, Dead-Eye Dick, Flowers for Algernon, Have a Nice Day! A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, In Cold Blood, Watership Down, and a variety of comic books to keep a healthy literary balance
Heroes:
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"...The Dude abides..."
"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box."
"They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."."
"I will take on all comers and cum on all takers!"
"If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am."
"IT'S A TRAP!"
