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About Me

My Interests

deep pussy, all my bitches and hos, rich bitches, bein' black, bein' white, sex, cottondale, dropping it likes it hot and picking it up like it's rosa parks.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

britney, the pussycat dolls, christina aguilera, hilary duff, T.O.B, ashley parker angel, fergie, nelly furtado, pretty ricky, amy winehouse, kelly clarkson, ashlee simpson, lil' kim, lily allen, s club 7, steps, boomkat, mandy moore, paris hilton, jennifer lopez, lifehouse, dolly parton.

Movies:

lord of the g-strings, Panic! In My Pussy, crossroads.

Television:

americas next top model, i love new york, mtv, vh1, disney, horse porn, sea animal porn, martin, the new adventures of old christine.

Books:

what the fuck? niggas can't read.

Heroes:

vanessa williams, dolly parton, and britney, bitch.

My Blog

Roll out the red carpet and cue the motherfucking band

To start things off, I’ll include the bulletin I just posted for promotional purposes:"Sexy. Fierce. Hot. Sassy. Epic. Satisfying. Pleasuring. Underground Railroad.All these words can be used to...
Posted by T.O.B on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST

four brothers = a bunch of niggers with guns. shocking and original

so i just finished watching the movie four brothers and it was so fucking irritating and entertaining i just had to let the fans know how i'm feeling.okay. first of all, i was rotflmao when the four o...
Posted by T.O.B on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

its not my fault god was in a really good mood when he made me

GIRL. these past few weeks have been a whirlwind of conflict for this lil' nigger and it's showing no signs of stopping. first up, there's the home of the patty melt dickburger, hardees. no matter wha...
Posted by T.O.B on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

i hope kevin federline chokes on the dick he rode in on

i hope he gets aids from some fat 12 year old white girl and then gets run over by a fucking semi and then gets coke bottles rammed in his ass by an italian gypsy then gets his dick chopped off by a n...
Posted by T.O.B on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

high school musical 2 = a deranged fuckfest of teenage wrath and emotion

yet again, disney goes into white trash overload with the sequel to high school musical. okay, i have A LOT to say about this movie so i'm just gonna dive right in with a run down of the cast:troy (th...
Posted by T.O.B on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST

put 147 quarters in me and get a BIG prize

oh my fucking fuck! my dream last night was filled with white trash, power outages, and jesus. it started with me in a really strange classroom that was almost like a prison where people kept falling ...
Posted by T.O.B on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

i secretly want to have sexual relations with the old man on the monopoly box

so i just got back from taking the ACT thing and i didn't finish a single damn section. those time limits DO NOT play. something very interesting went down during the 15 minute break we had though (no...
Posted by T.O.B on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST