more little johnny jokes |
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" m...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
Little Johnny Jokes... these are hilarious!!!! |
LITTLE JOHNNY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Johnny. ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:13:00 GMT |
the best pick up lines of all time |
Here are a couple of my favorites, I can honestly say I have never used any of these but you are more than welcome to try them out if you want: "That shirt is very becoming on you...can I jizz on it?"...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 19:52:00 GMT |
merry christmas marines |
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, Igazed round the roomand I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughterbeside me, angelicin rest.Outside the snow fell, a...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 14:52:00 GMT |
things to do in walmart |
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks i...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 16:07:00 GMT |
