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Andy?

dairybastard

About Me


My name is Andy, and it's lovely not to meet you.

My Interests

Wasting time with all my friends who I absolutely adore, listening to or creating music, croquet, misanthropy, reading books, throwing empty cans of pop at the lunch-room wall, falling asleep and dreaming, surrealism, walking about and pretending to look busy, the Parnassian movement, not paying attention, looking up information for which I have no use, pretending to be Duc Jean des Esseintes, drinking the blood of the living, and, of course, doing the Ostrich.

Music:

Iggy with or without the Stooges, Bauhaus, Pistols, Cure, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Clash, Velvet Underground, Television, Yoko Ono, Who, DEVO, Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Entrance, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Ravi Shankar, Stranglers, John Cale, Beck, Polysics, New York Dolls, Link Wray, B-52s, Rapture, Nico, Van Morrison, Kraftwerk, ? and the Mysterians, Joy Division, X, Human Beinz, Dick Dale, Ramones, Black Angels, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Son House, Remains, ABBA, Kingsmen, Cramps, Frank Zappa, both New Orders, Oasis, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Blues Magoos Johnny Cash, Dead Boys, Kinks, Heino, Mogwai, War, Franz Ferdinand, Brian Eno, Rolling Stones, White Stripes, Tom Waits, Electric Prunes, Count Five, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Muse, Knickerbockers, Beatles, Radiohead, Oasis, L'arc en Ciel, Gentrys, Lou Reed, Surfaris, Patti Smith, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Gang of Four, Chocolate Watch Band, and anything off Little Steven's Underground Garage

Movies:

Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q, Le Chien Andalou, No Direction Home, Friend, End of the Century, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, 24 Hour Party People, The Filth and the Fury, DIG!, all the John Waters movies

My Blog

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Killer ants in stovepipe pants roam the streets at night.After twelve, they'll give you hell, but scatter in the light.Your children, they will kill them with their strychnine venom bite.They crawl to...
Posted by Andy? on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:27:00 PST

Neptune and I

I make wishes to the fishes that swim beneath the sea.At two o' clock, I leave the dock, and wade up to my knees.The clock strikes five, my boat arrives, manned by the captain's daughter.I set the sai...
Posted by Andy? on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST

Penguins

Penguins are critters with slick, shiny feathers.They love swimming, and snow storms, and shivery weather.They live on the glaciers in the coldest of seas.They fiddle, and frolic, and have fun togethe...
Posted by Andy? on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:49:00 PST

Pills, Terror, and a Chrysler full of Holiday Cheer

It was midnight, and two weeks before Christmas. Every house on the block was bespeckled with tiny lights, and every child was eagerly dreaming of his new little racecar, or her new Barbie. I, on the ...
Posted by Andy? on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

Confessions of an Erudite Newborn

From the moment I achieved consciousness I knew that I was a genius. My very first thought was "I am the smartest person alive." This discovery was immediately succeeded by my second thought: "I have ...
Posted by Andy? on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST