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Elizabeth

If it's too fu*kin' loud, you're too fu*kin' old

About Me

MySpace40 something; midwestern birth; been in the west for 20 years,Portland for 15; mother of 3, two of which are a delight, the other is a pain in the ass, but love it anyway; Huge Jon Lovitz fan, back in the day that guy could make me piss my pants if I wasn't carefull. I am also a STONECREEP fan check them out they kick some serious ass

My Interests

Besides rock and roll and NASCAR, what else is there?

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I'd like to meet:

Jon Lovitz(of course); Dale Earnhart JR; either of the surviving Beatles; Hillary Clinton, so I could kick her in the nuts(yeah, she has some, they were Bill's); Michael Jackson; those two guys from the MythBusters shows(science IS cool ); Mikey from O.C.C.(he makes me laugh) but not his brother Pauly(he is a big a**h**e)...

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Music:

STONECREEP,ZZ-TOP, EMINEM,5-6-7-8's(they rock!),PRIMUS, JET(I will be your girl!) any alternative that isnt that crappy pussy ass music, you know that sucky- slow moving shit that puts your logical brain to sleep and causes you to say things like "isn't this a pretty melody", any thing or anybody that puts their heart and soul into it, as long as it has a backbeat, I can rock out to it

Movies:

SILVERADO;most Cosner movies; Godfather I,II,III;STAR WARS, VERY BAD THINGS;

Television:

My Name is Earl ( that Jaime Pressly is one hot babe, check her out in the Springer movie she is almost naked and gives some guy head! ) That 70's show, Simpsons, All my Children (they have an autistic character,Lilly, and I have two kids that are, so I like to see how they portray her dealing with real-life situations)...

Heroes:


You Are Fossil Fuel Ice Cream
What does liking "fudge dinosaurs" say about someone? What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?