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adamazing

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About Me

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I am THE funniest person in the world. Yes, my friend... the funniest. After several studies around the universe, scientists have come to this conclusion. At first, it was just a theory... kind of like Einstein's theory of relativity, except more important. A considerable amount of scholars had based their lives on seeking the truth. When this truth was discovered on November 18, 1981, a shockwave was sent throughout the cosmos. Worlds collapsed, worlds were created, and worlds flourished. The ones that collapsed consisted mainly of fans of Seinfeld.
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My Interests

- The first to be my last
- NINJAS
- Video games
- Laughing
- Making people laugh
- Singing
- RPG's
- RTS's
- FPS's
- Music (good)
- Movies
- Dreams
- The future
- Eating cake
- Making easy to read vertical lists

I'd like to meet:

- Chuck Norris
- Corey Feldman
- LeVar Burton
- Emilio Estevez
- Ace of Base

Music:

- Fear Factory
- Type O Negative
- Lacuna Coil
- Pitchshifter
- ARNOCORPS
- Gravity Kills
- Ascension of the Watchers
- KMFDM
- SiNDADDY
- G//Z/R
- Switched
- Hypocrisy
- Iniquity
- A Perfect Circle
- Blind Guardian
- U2
- White Zombie
- Rob Zombie
- Powerman 5000
- Ministry
- Explosions in the Sky
- Crossbreed
- Bile
- CKY
- Guns N Roses
- Van Halen
- Alanis Morrisette
- AC/DC
- Anthrax
- Dry Kill Logic
- Freezepop
- face to face
- Kenny Rogers
- Conway Twitty
- Johnny Cash
- Ben Bell
- Quiet Riot
- Children of Bodom
- Cast in Bronze
- Dio
- Bouncing Souls
- Dropkick Murphys
- Choking Victim

Movies:

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- Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
- Kung Pow
- Dodgeball
- Silent Hill
- Appleseed
- Jackie Chan movies
- Chris Farley movies
- The Matrix Trilogy
- The Jacket
- Movies about time travel
- Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
- Run, Lola, Run
- Equilibrium
- House of 1000 Corpses
- Jurassic Park
- Braveheart
- Johnny Mnemonic
- Kevin Smith movies
- Post Apocalyptic movies
- Steve Oedekerk stuff
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Mel Brooks movies

Television:

- Metalocalypse
- MXC
- The Office
- Top Gear
- South Park
- AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Books:

- Various Video Game Manuals
- Video Game Strategy Guides
- George Carlin books
- Michael Crichton books

My Blog

I changed my mind

This has to turned out to be a badass month.  It was just the first four or five days that sucked.  Go April!
Posted by adamazing on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

HELP

ok, check this out.  i am trying to make a decision and i need everyone's help.  i will list the pros and cons of the situation, and i'd like some input about which way to go.,, i really wan...
Posted by adamazing on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST

Life is good.

We all have our crappy days (or crappy months), and there are times that just really suck...  I don't ever get mad about anything.  Life is too short to be a dumbass.  Granted, I'll get...
Posted by adamazing on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

HAHAHAHA

Greg has had a profile for 4 days, and he has already received more messages, comments, and friend requests than I have.  He's very popular with the ladies.  Wow, it must be nice to be Greg....
Posted by adamazing on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST

Appleseed

Appleseed is a good movie.
Posted by adamazing on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

I have a crappy band, come check us out. NOOOO!!!

Will all of you crappy ass bands stop messaging me saying, "Hey, check us out!!!"  You all suck.  If I wanted to check you out, I would have done it already... but I don't because your lame ...
Posted by adamazing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Batman Begins Being Badass

How do you like that alliteration?  Batman Begins was awesome.  It had a lot of beautiful scenes... like Batman doing Batman stuff.  I wanted to cry.  Best Batman movie, best comic...
Posted by adamazing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Occupation Zero

I need a new job.  Does anyone know someone who is hiring a European Auto Tech or Ninja?  I can fill either position.
Posted by adamazing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never fear, I is here.

I was forced to come here by several people.  Yes, FORCED.
Posted by adamazing on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST