WELL...WELL...WELL WHERE TO BEGIN
I'M AN UNEMPLOYED FORMER EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
AT CIRCLE K BUT I GOT FIRED FOR
POOPING NEXT TO THE FREE AIR/WATER MACHINE.
I'M 27 YEARS OLD AND LIVE WITH MY MOM
(WELL WHEN SHE DIES I GET THE HOUSE SO YOU COULD SAY SHE LIVES WITH ME!)
I REALLY ENJOY SMOKING AND MANUFACTURING
METHANPHETIMINES.GOOD OL' FASHIONED METH HAS HELP
ME THROUGH A HARD DAYS WORK MANY A TIME!
I'D GIVE AN OLD MAN A HAND JOB FOR A GOOD PUFF OF
SPEED!I'VE FOUND THERES GOOD MONEY IN RECYCLING
BUT NOT AS GOOD AS PLEASURING OLD MEN IN THERE CHEVY
CELEBERITIES.GOTTA FEED THE MONKEY!!
