More Fortune! Less Cookie! |
As is expected, I cannot eat delicious Chinese food without it resulting in a fortune cookie blog. And here it is!
"You have had a good start. Work harder!"
Now they're getting demanding.&... Posted by Rockstar on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:44:00 PST |
Holy Fortune Cookie, Batman! |
I swear, when the fine folks at my local chinese eatery see my name on the carry-out ticket they reach into the box of "Fortune Cookies for Shaun" and I get something like this:
"A smooth... Posted by Rockstar on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:41:00 PST |
Cartoonishness |
Ok, so I'm working on my modern physics homework, doing crazy equations dealing with time dilation and all that fun stuff and I come to the following realization: The root of my understanding of... Posted by Rockstar on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:07:00 PST |
Shock Therapy Via Shopping Cart |
Has this ever happened to any of you? I ask this since this has happened to me twice now and am becoming fearful of shopping with carts. While pushing my cart of goods gleefully through th... Posted by Rockstar on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:59:00 PST |
Day-to-day Randomness |
Actual quotes from a pretty typical day . . .
"Everyone, STOP licking the floor!"
"Dude, the milk-hat may be one of your worst ideas."
"Dad! Conner smells like feces."
Me - "Come o... Posted by Rockstar on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:39:00 PST |
The Return of the Fortune Cookie! |
I really can't explain it. I seem to have a strange gift whereby I only get odd and/or foreboding fortunes. Why is it that everyone else at the table gets fortunes along the li... Posted by Rockstar on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:35:00 PST |
The Perseids |
It's that time of year again. The Perseid meteor shower should peak sometime in the next day or so. I highly recommend looking up whenever you get the chance. Who knows, you just mig... Posted by Rockstar on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:09:00 PST |
Stories of Randomness |
People say strange things to me pretty regularly. This is normal for me but I just thought I would share. I was at work earlier today and had just finished chasing a poten... Posted by Rockstar on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:55:00 PST |
It’s Back! |
Greetings to all that read this! My fingers are numb and possibly bleeding at this point but I am very pleased about this. The Telecaster has been resurrected! Few may realize the im... Posted by Rockstar on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:28:00 PST |
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Hello Everybody! I hope all is well with all of you. Nothing new here, just moving stuff around in preparation for the new and improved page. Which hopefully, I will get around to wo... Posted by Rockstar on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST |