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RobertFScottCrittendenIV

Hey Jimmy, when you're done washing the duck, go in the bathroom and make sure no one's eatin

About Me

R O B
R O BI love my satellite (spell) radio most in the world; everything and everyone else comes second--but, it's a close second. Except for my Boo! She knows who she is. :)I love chocolate milk. Sushi is good too. Not together though. I like to drink, but not so much anymore. I am riddled with hypocrisy. I won a silver medal one year @ the Special Olympics; don't laugh, the gold medal kid was really fast. Breaking bones is overrated. Is this cooler than being on Match.com? I am in my mid 20's now and I never envisioned what it would be like when I was younger. It's pretty kick ass. I have a lot of different types of friends. No one really, really close to me has ever died so that may hit me like a ton of bricks when that does happen. I analyze most everything. Sometimes I come off as an asshole to some; I think they just walk in on the wrong part of the conversation. I genuinely care about everyone and always try to take others feelings, etc. into consideration. I think excluding others is the ultimate display of white trash. A lot of people think they are so complex and deep and complicated; I DON'T. I love salad, as long as it isn't tossed. Sandwiches are awesome too, I could live on them; especially when you're eating a sub and the drippingd drip out...Love the drippings. Devout believer in Karma and the good 'ol "You're gonna die, bitch!" philosophy. Basketball is my passion. I also love the beach, movies, fine dining and money (but not everything that comes along with it). Life almost makes total sense and one day it will completely. No, you can't have my number :)I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I am worth $1,811,140 on HumanForSale.com

Music:

I like it all except 98% of country {I LOVE ME SOME CARRIE UNDERWOOD) and 100% of emo.. A little taste: Incubus/Method Man/The Doors/Fabolous/Def Leppard - fuckin 1 armed drumming~/Eminem/Audioslave/Lloyd Banks/Bon Jovi/FAT JOE IS THE MAN/Breaking Benjamins/JAY-Z (he's the all-time Greatest)/Postal Service/Ja Rule *before he turned into a Chick Flick-watching Pussy/BUSH - wakes me up in the morning/Da Band (from the MTV P Diddy reality show) hahahahahaha/Eddie $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$/Trick Daddy/Orgy/Biggie/Outkast/Pennywise/Lagwagon/Jadakiss / Styles P/50/Kanye/LIL' WAYNE - AINT TOUCHED A PIECE OF WORK SINCE '94/Juvenile/J-Kwon/Radiohead/Redman/Fleetwood Mac/Staind/T.I./Diddy - or whatever the fuck his name is/Young Jeezy/LCD Soundsystem/R Kelly - if he's over the pissing on teenagers/Young Joc/T- Pain/Rich Boy/Baby Boy da Prince/LUDACRIS/Lil Scrappy

Movies:

Anything with Kate Hudson, Elisha Cuthbert, Katie Holmes, Alyssa Milano, or Jamie Pressley in it.ALSO: The Game (with Michael Douglas) Probably my favorite~/Scary Movie (s)/Phone Booth/Hugo Pool/Coming 2 America/Big Lebowski/Harlem Nights/Scream/Leaving Las Vegas/Man on the Moon (Jim Carrey)/Whiteboyz (funniest shit EVER)/Rainman/Old School/Me, Myself & Irene/Training Day/Napoleon Dynamite/Duplex/Ferris Bueller/Zoolander/NeverEnding Story/nudie flicks/Stuck on You/Blade/8 Mile/Anchorman/Punch Drunk Love/Anger Management...Fuck, the list goes on...

Television:

AMERICA'S TEAM: DALLAS COWBOYSUNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN IS NUMBER 1

Heroes:

Jay, Jerry & Jordan: Get OFF our nuts~JACUZZI PARADISE!

My Blog

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Commercials are fucking hysterical, no?    
Posted by RobertFScottCrittendenIV on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:43:00 PST

Juice & Java

So, I was thinking today if there was a direct connection between people moving (renters when their lease is up) and the amount of beds I see lying outside their place. What is it about anticapating a...
Posted by RobertFScottCrittendenIV on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 06:37:00 PST