Sasha For President '08

Hi! I'm Sasha and I want to be YOUR Presidential candidate in 2008. As a loyal German Shepherd Dog I completely understand the importance of Homeland Security and stopping terrorism. I have never allowed a trespasser into my home, and will do the same for your country. I am extremely dedicated to everything I do, from chasing tennis balls to chewing the stuffing out of Loofa Dogs. I feel this intense drive is what America needs in a leader... someone who will not give up no matter how tedious or tiring the task. It is also my belief that politicians today are grossly overcompensated for their work. Therefore, if I am elected President of the United States one of my first acts will be to replace the Presidential salary with tennis balls. By paying my salary in tennis balls (4 a month at most), the country will be able to save the money it would normally pay the President and apply that to education and reducing the national deficit. I intend to fill my cabinet positions with members of many species in order to diversify the Presidential administration and draw from the knowledge and experiences of creatures from all walks of life. In fact, my chosen running mate is a cat.So if you are ready for a change from the typical political stalemate, think different in 2008... think Sasha! The ONE candidate who can lick all of America's problems!