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About Me

I was born under a wandering star in the second council house of virgo, forcebly removed from the belly of my ma, and raised on milk and pernod, so i just lie back and think of England. Because I've slid down banisters for judges and barristers, readers' wives' husbands with toothless decay, I've been GBH'd and ABH'd for a packet of B & H, I've been taken and I've been driven away. I was fornicating before I could read or write, and now I can't stop, sir, I graduated from the university of life, and the school of hard knocks, sir, And my telephone is always ringing, and my number, is triple X directory Call 0898 treble three Talk dirty to me. Oh come all ye unfaithful, joyful, triumphant and pathetically weak, I've been Amsterdamned, reeperbahned, wham bam no thankyou mammed, if the spirit is willing then the telephone's cheap, and if you wanna step outside love, you can step outside love, with me. And if we ever meet again, don't know where, and I don't care when, I'm gonna help you with your sickness, like a Jehova's witness, you'll be born again and again, and again. Just lie back, close your eyes and think of England and what England's done for me Peace, Love and Happiness xxxxI hate cruelty to animals, bullys and arsehole little chav fucks. I LOVE BJORK 4EVA. The scouts and the army taught me to respect others, so I try to do one good deed every day. I love any gigs, unit 22, the dorchester,dunge(?!) lennons, , rhino (hammy) the joiners and i like being sober or being drunk and dancing.

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RIP, 1946-2006


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jodie
Birthday: 7/7/77 the luckiest birthday ever
Birthplace: Southampton
Current Location: Southampton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: english.....and a bit of irish...and i think australia
The Shoes You Wore Today: trainer
Your Weakness: whiskey
Your Fears: stalkers
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple simple thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not end a month without cash
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont really use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, wheres the snooze buttom
Your Best Physical Feature: toes? eye? forehead? i dunno
Your Bedtime: 12-1:30
Your Most Missed Memory: my dog
Pepsi or Coke: none
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, freshly ground
Do you Smoke: unfortunatley
Do you Swear: fuck off
Do you Sing: at the footy I do
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yer
Do you want to go to College: been and done, but i might go back
Do you want to get Married: no at the moment
Do you belive in yourself: too much
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: somedays, not much though
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes, but I give up too easily. I drink lots of herbal tea though
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: do i? I slept outside in the last one we had in the summer and it was huge. I loved it.....but I still shat myself
Do you play an Instrument: used to play piano/keyboards
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes and I'll probably have some more
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: heheheh aosdhoidhs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuk
In the past month have you been on Stage: cant remember. probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i dumped someone
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in a puddle by accident
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: schtop being schilly
Ever been called a Tease: stangely yes
Ever been Beaten up: ye-
Ever Shoplifted: as a naughty teenager i did
How do you want to Die: old and wanking
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm not ever going to growup
What country would you most like to Visit: oz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: one green one blue. or orange
Favourite Hair Color: ginger, real coppery
Short or Long Hair: skinhead
Height: 3 4
Weight: 9 stone+
Best Clothing Style: tramp
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,149,099 and still countin
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3

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