As most would know, my life-long desire is to have my own pet baby chimpanzee. After intense research I have discovered its gonna cost me $50 K US to adopt the lil fella. So any contribution towards this 'Beran wants a monkey and he wants it now' fund would be greatly appreciated, even it comes in the form of you borrowing one on your next visit to Thailand, Vietnam or the zoo. Either way, its a win win. I have big plans for me and the yet to be named monkey. But one thing I can assure you - is together we will be untouchable. Except for maybe Krusty and Mr Teeny. Bless them.
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