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The Man With Two Brains

The man sat down. He looked long and hard at what was laid out in front of him. To his left was a pair of shoes, that he most definitely needed, as his feet were bare and worn from all of his walking....
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:07:00 GMT

The Tale of the Ugly Letters

"Alright, everyone," Mrs. Williania said to the class of kids more than ready to leave their institution of learning, Merriwheter High School for the next few weeks, to do fun things like gluing their...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:54:00 GMT

Jailbreak

This is the story of a man. This man had nothing to live for in his life. One day he wanted to end it all and decided to attempt suicide, unfortunately for him he did not succeed and was badly injured...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:50:00 GMT

The Adventures of Pierce Malanson pt 2

Pierce looked around franticly as he was surrounded by bubbles and the salty water of the ocean and was pulled down into the deep blue liquid. He could feel his neck begin to change and grow gills, hi...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT

The Invisible Boy

There was an invisible boys who loved being invisible. He could do whatever he wanted. He walked around naked all the time. Sometimes he would pretend to be a monster and scare the girls in the girls ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:55:00 GMT

The Adventures of Captain Pierce Malanson pt 1

The sea started to churn and spin like a pinwheel as the Sailor, Pierce Malanson, was dragged into the deep blue-green waters that he had loved as a child. Ever since he was the age of three he loved ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:40:00 GMT

The Shady Man and Football Player

Once on a time there was a shady man who lived in a shady town in a shady state in a shady country. This man was known for the bad things he did throughout his life. The man had many a things. Stolen ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:36:00 GMT

the time i thought my head would explode

    i was riding in the backseat of my mothers subaru with chris coming back from comicopolis and i said my head was starting to feel funny, which it was. after a few seconds i started ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Nerd Camp

     I've posted a bulletin about it before, but I thought I should write about it more because of two reasons, I'm bored, and I just think that it's so funny.Note: This is pretty...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:23:00 GMT